Raindancer - Quick before it's too late

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

Just how much will Hanns pay? Well, we'll find out today on...

The Price Is Dyke!

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

ahahaha


classic

<claps>

Comedy Value = 8/10

Thank you. I'm here all week.

 

[Guest]

I'm not gay. Why such a hurry for payment? Are you scared I'll turn into a pumpkin at midnight?

 

[Sillyman]

I'm not gay.

Just naturally chipper.

 

[Guest]

Yes, I am so chipper, all the time.

 

[Sillyman]

Yes, I am so chipper, all the time.

Will being chipper make you cheaper though?

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

Oh great, you're not a lesbo?


Those Lit bastards here tonight told me you were

Not all the way yet. Maybe you can still catch her.

 

[Starfish]

Those Lit bastards here tonight told me you were

She is, in an undiscovered sense. Well, let's just say she is at least going to love it when my tongue hits her clit softly.

 

[Sillyman]

She is, in an undiscovered sense. Well, let's just say she is at least going to love it when my tongue hits her clit softly.

Like waves crashing against the shore...

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

I love to stick my finger in dykes!

 

[Sillyman]

You fuckers leave her alone

And Starfish..you get your diseased tongue away from her bits

Diseased tongue... now there is a pharase that makes my toes curl.

 

[Starfish]

You fuckers leave her alone

And Starfish..you get your diseased tongue away from her bits

Diseased? Are you really this lackadaisical all of the time? Where is your creative ingenuity?

Sweetie, I am going to ask you this once and then it is all set and done.... Do you want me to leave you alone?

I will, just say the word.

Besides, and really, I see now that you really are this fucking desperate, sad, pathetic, and totally in need of a head check, when for some time, I figured it was just an act, but I see now that you really are this sad.


I can only say this much more to you anyway...

Good luck. You are really going to fucking need it buddy.

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

Would you mean that which sets a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning; the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning, or that which poses incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play?

 

[Guest]

oooh...I like clit licks.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Like waves crashing against the shore...

You bitch, you were reading my stuff again