Rainbows suck

blobfish

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Ok, my buddy swizzlesticks or something told me to check this place out. He says there are some fresh pies here, and that they're ripe for munching.

First of all, my name is blobfish. I'm a celebrity on the GB.

Rainbows suck.
 
Oh my .. Our very own local celeb?!

I feel so honored. Should I curtsy? Address you as Your Royal GB'er? I'm not sure how to act! :)


Welcome to the Playground. :rose:
 
Oh my .. Our very own local celeb?!

I feel so honored. Should I curtsy? Address you as Your Royal GB'er? I'm not sure how to act! :)


Welcome to the Playground. :rose:

Vielen dank. If you want, you can pretend to stroke my hair.
 
Vielen dank. If you want, you can pretend to stroke my hair.

Gern geschehen

*PrissOff strokes blobfishes *insert describing word here - i.e. long. flowing mane, golden locks, lack of hair, etc.*, all the while muttering "My precious. My precious."
 
Gern geschehen

*PrissOff strokes blobfishes *insert describing word here - i.e. long. flowing mane, golden locks, lack of hair, etc.*, all the while muttering "My precious. My precious."

Actually, I meant my lower hair.
 
Oh rainbows don't suck!! I used to really enjoy them when I lived in GB...all that rain..pffftt we could use it where I am now with all that sun. :p

Blobfish...as long as you are not a celeb from Hollyoaks, I am very curious... :D

A hairy one eh? not sure I can try to even guess with just that even if every other guy in GB has his head shaved...:cool:
 
Oh rainbows don't suck!! I used to really enjoy them when I lived in GB...all that rain..pffftt we could use it where I am now with all that sun. :p

Blobfish...as long as you are not a celeb from Hollyoaks, I am very curious... :D

A hairy one eh? not sure I can try to even guess with just that even if every other guy in GB has his head shaved...:cool:

Yeah, I can go to a furry convention with no costume. Not all of the GB is racist; some of us just hate the Jews.
 
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