Radical ties?

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[TheeGoatPig]

I read it anyway (don't know why).

I refuse to wear ties. Worst invention ever.

 

[Guest]

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[fieryjen]

I'd wear (and use) those.

Except for the second one. That one does creep me out.

 

[Guest]

Oh, I'm very fond of ties.

A fondness for ties can get you in a bind.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh, I'm very fond of ties.

I prefer scarfs. The idea of using a woman's own wardrobe to subdue her is tantalizing (is that the right word?) to me. Well, I would enjoy that if I ever had the chance to use them...

 

[Guest]

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[DesertPirate]

I don't have Popeye, will Bugs or Tigger do?

 

[Guest]

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[TheeGoatPig]

That's delicious, Thee. And quite appropriate.

The only problem is "scarf" doesn't have the same innuendo potential as "tie". Oh well, I'm willing to make that sacrifice

 

[iamincognito45]

That's delicious, Thee. And quite appropriate.

The first reminds me of some Jerry Garcia ties I own. I wear those from time to time.

The others can only be put to good use as restraints or gags.

Just saying...

 

[jomar]

I did a double take. I thought I saw Popeye getting wood!

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/WildTie4.jpg

 

[Guest]

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[TheeGoatPig]

I'll bet Popeye is hung.

His pappy was hung from the ceiling, by rope...

 

[iamincognito45]

I'll bet Popeye is hung.

Why do you think he has such big forearms?

 

[jomar]

I'll bet Popeye is hung.

He can tie it in a knot.

 

[kromen]

The turkeys weirded me out, but I would wear the rest in a heartbeat.

 

[impressive]

I read the thread title as "Radical tires" and I thought

 

[iamincognito45]

He can tie it in a knot.

Is he a scout too?

 

[jomar]

I read the thread title as "Radical tires" and I thought

Boring liberals.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I read the thread title as "Radical tires" and I thought

My tires aren't that radical, but my rims are pretty spiffy

 

[impressive]

Boring liberals.

Them's fightin' words.

 

[jomar]

Is he a scout too?

He's really just a sailor. Watch out for his marlinspike.

 

[jomar]

Them's fightin' words.

Do you prefer Wesson or virgin olive oil?