Rachel Flowers: ELP's Trilogy

Byron, you should marry her. Together you make up 100% of the remaining living Keith Emerson fans.
 
Once again, you're full of shit.

But if it were true, I would certainly propose to her.
Shit, you're right. I forgot about Keith Emerson himself.

I'll rephrase: together you make up 100% of the remaining non-Keith Emerson Keith Emerson fans.
 
Holy shit, Byron takes his Keith Emerson seriously!

That was 2008. That group has since publicly apologized for that unfortunate phase in their career.
He's makin' it up as he goes along!

It's terrible!

He's having a go at the flowers, now...
 
I spoke too soon, I'm afraid. I should have known better. Put ELP in a thread title and it is guaranteed to take off!

I haven't checked, but I am writing this assuming that thread has taken off. Congrats, Byron!
 
Shit, you're right. I forgot about Keith Emerson himself.

I'll rephrase: together you make up 100% of the remaining non-Keith Emerson Keith Emerson fans.

I'm an additional 33.3%. Divide it into 5 and you'll get it.
 
I am. I know all sorts of stuff.

Plus, I have to be alert and aggressive due to my possible upcoming shotgun match with LT.

Coaching tip:

Stand still until he fires all his shells. Take the shotgun from him and hit him on the head hard enough to mold his profile into the barrel. Hand the shotgun back to him and kiss him full on the lips before playfully scampering away.
 
I spoke too soon, I'm afraid. I should have known better. Put ELP in a thread title and it is guaranteed to take off!

I haven't checked, but I am writing this assuming that thread has taken off. Congrats, Byron!
^ Sour grapes.

Please don't take your toys and go home... I thought we were having fun.

Actually, my most successful thread in terms of replies, which seems to be your criteria, was this one: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=578908, with 1,112. ELP was not in the title.

However, whether a thread "takes off," as you put it, is probably more meaningful to someone like you than me.
 
I had a roommate long ago who was a serious pianist. Most nights I would fall asleep listening to him practice “Just Take a Pebble.” I still listen to ELP once in a while.
 
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