Qutotations

[Scabbers]

"Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat."

"Rat City in Blue" [album title] The Good Rats

 

[Lost Cause]

"Never look back..they might be gaining on you!"--unknown author

 

[tonytuna1957]

"The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it." - Woodrow Wilson



"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,
drink what you don't like, and do things you'd rather not."
- Mark Twain

 

[christophe]

"I once put a dollar into a change machine....and nothing changed"~George Carlin

 

[Scabbers]

"Maybe if you had a backbone, shit wouldn't be running out your mouth" april-wine

 

[tonytuna1957]

"I wonder why you never loose any button holes" - Steve Wright

 

[JennyOmanHill]

My favorite

"Life is what happens to you,
while you're busy making other plans."
John Lennon.

 

[Moridin187]

"Thou art God, the happy grasses are God, I am God, we are God."
Michael Vincent Valentine, from Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein

"Heav'n hath no rage,
Like love to hatr'd turn'd.
Nor hell a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd."
William Congreve

"It's functionally illiterate, whining little idiots like you who make me regret ever becoming a teacher!"
My Social Studies teacher

"Don't you realize? The Matrix is more than just a movie, it's a metaphor for the government and the big businesses that own it. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Matrix has you."
Jay VanStechelman, another of my teachers

 

[Skally]

Nothing intelligent to add...

"If the opportunity ever presents itself, always use the opportunity to shout "Fuck Off" on the top of your voice to anyone who'll listen" - Billy Connolly

 

[tonytuna1957]

"The man with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say "How's the President?"" - Will Rogers