Quotes

[alwaysawake]

I live by this simple one...

Life is too serious to take seriously! So hence, I joke about it and enjoy every minute of every day, for none of us ever knows when it will be our last!

And Jewelz--glad I could bring a smile to that pretty face! Hugs--AA

 

[alwaysawake]

Here are some actual quotes that are just plain silly!

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
Dan Quayle

"I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
Dan Quayle

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
Batman costume warning label

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
Richard Nixon

 

[Blarneystoned]

Great Site...

ok they let me out of the ER ..so here is a Blarneystoned classic with apologies to Yeats and Twain...and my ex girlfriend..haha


Lady of the Lakes

The tide is going out
As I cast my thoughts about
Wondering what you're dreaming

The water washed you through my mind
The waves gently laughing in time
As I try to discern their meaning

A distant calm surrounds
As the light shines up and down
Bouncing off the water's mirror

Rippling through the swirling mist
A stunning vision of a soul adrift
No jewel have I seen rarer

Like a sailor lost in deep amaze
I stand ashore and deeply gaze
Listening to the siren's spell

Cast subtle by her smile slight
And echoed through her eyes so bright
The finest wine on tender lips, what secrets will they tell

Building castles in the sand
I touch the ocean with my hand
As her hair washes over me

Softly and slowly it colors deep
Like the grains of sand upon the beach
With a piercing land locked breeze

The sun is nearly setting, as the silky slowly swims
And Helos rides his chariot into the falling dim
Casting shadows of crimson into the purple night

She turns to face my raging mind
And with a song so fine
The air crackles with a heavenly light

As she drifts into the channel I see the lightening flash
Her voice is burning in my mind like a dagger's hurried slash
She moves across the raging sea

Sight blinding from the blaze
My eyes aglow with a cat's fiery glaze
Her happiness fills me

I will never know if she was real
Or just a thought deep and surreal
Her loneliness into me slides

I place my dreams into a stone
And with a heave I send them home
Into her waters my soul resides



Neil Patrick McCann au de McCanna

"Into the frey we are tossed. The violent storm between life and death descends upon us. Under great pressures we gain virtue and if we are smart we become the storm. Long live the storm clan, McCanna."

 

[navarre]

..."No woman is worth your tears and the one that is will never make you cry"...
yummy baby

 

[navarre]

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

 

[1sexylady]

Well I don't know if these were done or not????

A clean house means....broken computer...

A day without sunshine is like, you know, NIGHT..

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee....

Always forgive your enemies.....They hate it!!!!!

Don't go to a Doctor's office if the plants have died...

Due to recent cut backs, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice....

Early bird get the worm but the second mouse get the cheese...

Grow your own dope, plant a man....

I need someone really bad...are you really bad?????

 

[ANY1-4-69]

A man with friends is richer in the Heart than any man is in his pockets............

here's an old one for the ladies......Remember a good man is hard to find ........a hard man is good to find

If life is lemons, then i am drinking lemonade.

If it works....dont fix it

 

[warriorpoet]

dedication

Amber, Thanks Again for "hello"!

Making my way down town
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound


Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd


And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you... tonight


It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever think of me


Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in
Your precious memory


Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by,oh
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you... tonight


And I, I don't wanna let you know
I, I drown in your memory
I,I don't wanna let this go
I, I've fallen...


Making my way down town
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound


Staring blankly ahead
Making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd


And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time, would pass us by
Cause you kow I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...


If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...
If I could just hold you... tonight

 

[Rooster]

Well ...

Although I don't read it much, and still have a hard time understanding .... for me .. some of the best are Shakespeare Quotes

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

--From Hamlet (III, ii, 239)


"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't."

--From Hamlet (II, ii, 206)


"Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps."

--From Much Ado About Nothing (III, i, 106)

 

[Azure819]

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. ~~Helen Keller

 

[SexyAmber]

A touch, soft and tender.
A whisper, full of desire
A gasp of sweet surrender
As passion fuels the fire

No words spoken between them
No promises to be kept
No lies being told tonight
No looking back - no regrets

Longing to hold each other
Such precious little time
Both vowed to another
Being lonely their only crime

Tomorrow bringing sorrow
A brief moment of shame
With the memory of this one night
A release from passion's flames

-Amber-

 

[Blarneystoned]

A couple I came up with in the last 24hrs

In the throes of passion..

Backed against the wall
Heat pouring from your red whine lips
I took you through waves of passion

Without restraint, an unbridled fall
Rhythmic slamming motion in your hips
Listening to your moaning confession

Your legs wrapped around me body and soul
Chest heaving, waist grinding trip
I look into your eyes obsession

Dilated pupils you slide and call
My name as your juices slip
Down my leg in recession

From the throes of passion



Trapped in the sunset

I remember your shape against the horizon
A slight silhoutte agains a radiant background
Pink shades fading to burning red against the ocean
Quenching a cosmic thirst against the sound
Of the waves sliding out to sea

I remember the taste of your lips moisture
Sweet like wine with a touch of sea salt
Feet sinking into the sanded shore
Time stopped as the universe spun to a halt
I remember you

There are moments in life that we never forget
Etched forever into our minds like the first time we laughed
Or the last time we were together
In these moments we remain trapped in the sunset

 

[warriorpoet]

Amber

Baby....that was beautiful!

MLFA
Warriorpoet

 

[warriorpoet]

From Sting

The park is full of Sunday fathers and melted ice cream
We try to do the best within the given time
A kid should be with his mother
Everybody knows that
What can a father do but baby-sit sometimes?
I saw that friend of mine, he said,
"You look different somehow"
I said, "Everybody's got to leave the darkness sometime"
I'm so happy that I can't stop crying
I'm laughing through my tears
I'm laughing through my tears
I'm so happy that I can't stop crying
I'm laughing through my tears
I'm laughing through my tears


MLFA
Warriorpoet

 

[Blarneystoned]

Awesome quote ..

I like that one WP...they dont make movies like that anymore..to afraid of critics and ratings...and paying all the extras..haha


Blarney

 

[Blarneystoned]

or was that police sting...haha

Oops...haha...at any rate it sounded good...truth in these dark times is something to be treasured

 

[Freya]

Re: A couple I came up with in the last 24hrs

In the throes of passion..

Backed against the wall
Heat pouring from your red whine lips
I took you through waves of passion

Without restraint, an unbridled fall
Rhythmic slamming motion in your hips
Listening to your moaning confession

Your legs wrapped around me body and soul
Chest heaving, waist grinding trip
I look into your eyes obsession

Dilated pupils you slide and call
My name as your juices slip
Down my leg in recession

From the throes of passion



Trapped in the sunset

I remember your shape against the horizon
A slight silhoutte agains a radiant background
Pink shades fading to burning red against the ocean
Quenching a cosmic thirst against the sound
Of the waves sliding out to sea

I remember the taste of your lips moisture
Sweet like wine with a touch of sea salt
Feet sinking into the sanded shore
Time stopped as the universe spun to a halt
I remember you

There are moments in life that we never forget
Etched forever into our minds like the first time we laughed
Or the last time we were together
In these moments we remain trapped in the sunset

Wow, amazing! I love poetry.

 

[WhatsHerName]

Just adding a couple more...

Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff.



Cats leave footprints on your heart...
Tigers leave clawmarks on your soul.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Just adding a couple more...

Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Actually, I generally say it a little differently:

Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweaty stuff.

 

[SexyAmber]

Re: Re: Just adding a couple more...

Actually, I generally say it a little differently:

Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweaty stuff.

good lord you make me laugh sweetheart!

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Just adding a couple more...

Actually, I generally say it a little differently:

Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweaty stuff.

LMAO!!!! Oh wow, you always make me smile!

 

[Blarneystoned]

Humor that was raw..haha

Nice quotes!

Thanks Freya..Im just getting back into it.

Keep it real


Blarney

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Just adding a couple more...

good lord you make me laugh sweetheart!

LOL Thanks ladies.

 

[SexyAmber]

To: MB

Want controls my body.

Hunger burns within me.

Craving what only you can give.



I wait ... for you.



No longer refusing the need

that consumes me.

Your power is what I must have.



I wait ... for you.



Your touch is my drug.

Taking me to a state of euphoria.

Branding me as only yours.



I wait ... for you.



Your strong hands, hungry mouth,
Protective eyes.

Mesmerized by your stance.



I wait ... for you.



The sound of your approach,

causing shivers upon my skin.

Anxious anticipation grips my body.



I wait ... for you.



Your breath, on the back of my neck,

My body meets yours.

Ecstasy, takes me to the edge of delight.



I will wait … an eternity for you.

-YA-

 

[Blarneystoned]

Freya..I dont know you ..but here goes

Valhalla

From the storms of battle
To the storms in the bedroom
The Valkyrie brings the soldier home

With pounding drum and braizen rattle
Her fiery eyes leave nothing to assume
Walk stiffly young soldier where ever ye roam

Soul piercing laughing and glittering
Like a diamond glint on the water
Waves of passion descending like a hawk

Upon a helpless prey flitting
Through the grass, emotions stir
Locked in her gaze you slowly walk
Stiffly young soldier, as heaven passes by




Blarney...

haha...poetic version of the spice channel..haha..Viking style