Quotes

[Freya]

I’m special. In all the world there’s nobody like me. Since the beginning of time, there has never been another person like me.


Nobody has my smile. Nobody has my eyes, my nose, my hair, my hands, my voice. I’m special.


No one can be found who has my handwriting.


Nobody anywhere has my tastes – for food or music or art. No one sees things just as I do.


In all of time there has been no one who laughs like me, no one who cries like me and what makes me laugh and cry will never provoke identical laughter and tears from anybody else, ever.


No one reacts to a situation just the way I would react. I’m special. I’m the only one in all of creation who has my set of abilities. Oh, there will always be somebody who is better at one of the things I’m good at, but no one in the universe can reach the quality of my combination of talents, ideas, abilities and feelings. Like a room full of musical instruments, some may excel alone, but none can match the symphony sound when all are played together. I’m a symphony.


Through all of eternity no one will ever look, walk, think or do like me. I’m special. I’m rare.


In all rarity there is one great value. Because of my great rare value, I need not attempt to imitate others. I will accept, yes, celebrate my differences.


I’m special and I’m beginning to realize it’s no accident that I’m special. I’m beginning to see that I’m special for a very special purpose. There must be a job for me that no one else can do as well as I. Out of all the billion of applicants for that job, only one is qualified, only one has the right combination of what it takes.


THAT ONE IS ME! I’M SPECIAL!

 

[Freya]

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.


Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

 

[omahaman2]

for my ex

Marriage is like a phone call in the night:

First the ring,

And then you wake up!

 

[Freya]

Instant gratification takes too long.

 

[Freya]

One of my absolute favourite quotes:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

 

[Freya]

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The younger the better.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a hole in the heart.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Do it only with the best.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Never say no.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Love comes in spurts.
The world does not revolve on an axis.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
"This won't hurt, I promise."

 

[Guest]

and....

IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING...LET IT GO...IF IT RETURNS TO YOU IT IS YOURS ..IF IT DOESN'T...THEN IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE....

 

[SexyAmber]

To me one of the most passionate songs

STAIND, It's Been Awhile

It's Been Awhile
Since I could...
Hold my head up high
It's Been Awhile
Since I first saw you

It's Been Awhile
Since I could stand on my own two feet again

And It's Been Awhile
Since I could call you

And everything I can remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
Consequences that I've rendered
Have stretched myself beyond my means

It's been awhile
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted

It's been awhile
Since I could say I loved myself as well and...

It's been awhile
Since I've gone and fucked things up
Just like I always do

It's been awhile
But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you

And everything I can remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
Consequences that I've rendered
Gone and fucked things up again...again

Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away

Just one more peaceful day

It's Been Awhile
Since I could...
Look at myself straight

It's Been Awhile
Since I said I'm sorry

It's Been Awhile
Since I've seen the way candles light your face

It's Been Awhile
But I can still remember just the way you taste

Everything I can remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
To me...I know this pain
I cannot blame this on my father
Who did the best he could for me

It's Been Awhile
Since I could...
Hold my head up high

It's Been Awhile
Since I said I'm sorry

 

[Freya]

I love that song Amber.

 

[Jewelz]

A Fun Song from Barney LOLOL

If all the raindrops
Were lemondrops and gumdrops
Oh, what a rain that would be!
Standing outside, with my mouth open wide
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
If all the raindrops
Were lemondrops and gumdrops
Oh, what a rain that would be!

If all the snowflakes
Were candy bars and milkshakes
Oh, what a snow that would be!
Standing outside, with my mouth open wide
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
If all the snowflakes
Were candy bars and milkshakes
Oh, what a snow that would be!

If all the sunbeams
Were bubblegum and ice cream
Oh, what a sun that would be!
Standing outside, with my mouth open wide
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
If all the sunbeams
Were bubblegum and ice cream
Oh, what a sun that would be!

 

[Freya]

Re: A Fun Song from Barney LOLOL

If all the raindrops
Were lemondrops and gumdrops
Oh, what a rain that would be!
Standing outside, with my mouth open wide
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
If all the raindrops
Were lemondrops and gumdrops
Oh, what a rain that would be!

If all the snowflakes
Were candy bars and milkshakes
Oh, what a snow that would be!
Standing outside, with my mouth open wide
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
If all the snowflakes
Were candy bars and milkshakes
Oh, what a snow that would be!

If all the sunbeams
Were bubblegum and ice cream
Oh, what a sun that would be!
Standing outside, with my mouth open wide
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
If all the sunbeams
Were bubblegum and ice cream
Oh, what a sun that would be!

Jewelz hunny, you've been around those kids too long!!

 

[stargirl32]

how about

a woman's most erogenous zone is her mind .... have you touched my mind yet???



you may be wondering what a map of the trade winds of north atlantic, are doing on page 93 of a sex manual ,.. in our opinion the map will be easer to understand than the planed map of a womans erogenous zones.......



hee hee heee

 

[naded]

My personal favorites for your wonderful thread Sis,


"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" -- Mahatma Gandhi

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty."
John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)

(The above is my personal creed)

"All men want to marry a virgin, but we seem to spend our lives trying to make sure there are none left."

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: A Fun Song from Barney LOLOL

Jewelz hunny, you've been around those kids too long!!

LMFAO!!! its so obvious isnt it?? *hangs head in shame*



*walks away gigglin like mad*

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: A Fun Song from Barney LOLOL

LMFAO!!! its so obvious isnt it?? *hangs head in shame*



*walks away gigglin like mad*

As long as you don't start singing

" I love you, you love me. We're a happy family!" then we won't call for the men in the white coats just yet!

LOL

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A Fun Song from Barney LOLOL

As long as you don't start singing

" I love you, you love me. We're a happy family!" then we won't call for the men in the white coats just yet!

LOL

oooo but that is such a heartwarming song!!

how about

skidamarinkidink skidamarinkido
I love you.
I love you in the morning
And in the afternoon
I love you in the evening
Underneath the moon
skidamarinkidink skidamarinkido
I love you!!

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Fun Song from Barney LOLOL

oooo but that is such a heartwarming song!!

how about

skidamarinkidink skidamarinkido
I love you.
I love you in the morning
And in the afternoon
I love you in the evening
Underneath the moon
skidamarinkidink skidamarinkido
I love you!!

*giggles*

Ok young lady that's it! You are officially insane. Doctor Shannon's prescription: one night of drinking and dancing to be followed by at least (no less than) 6 hours of tender/hard/soft/fast/gentle/pounding/hot/sweaty lovemaking! Got it? Take that and call me in the morning!

 

[SexyAmber]

For him

Michelle Branch
Everywhere

Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
And when I wake you're never there
But when I sleep you're everywhere
You're everywhere

Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and who you are
'Cause every time I look
You're never there
And every time I sleep
You're always there


I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone

And when I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so

'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I catch my breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone

You're in everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?

 

[knightstalker]

True friends stab you in the front --Oscar Wilde

 

[SexyAmber]

True friends stab you in the front --Oscar Wilde

LOL so true

here is another funny one

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies

 

[aminal]

he who laughs, lasts.

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Here's a few to add to the thread

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory – Paul Fix (actor)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid - Soren Kierkegaard

'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt - Samuel Johnson

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. – Aristotle

Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth - more than ruin, more even than death. – Bertrand Russell

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought. - John Kenneth Galbratih (Economist)

The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance - Socrates

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity - Martin Luther King jnr.



Ifits

 

[Tap-Out]

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to." - Bob Dylan

"When you feel like criticizing the younger generation, just remember who raised them."

"You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"If you take life to seriously, you won't get to laugh along with everybody else when you fail."

"The more I studied religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself" - Sir Richard F. Burton

"It's far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." - Winnie The Pooh

"People who drink to drown their sorrows, should be told that sorrow knows how to swim." - Ann Landers

"It is better to be hated for who you are, then to be loved who who you are not."

"I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards." - Abraham Lincon

"Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." - Robert Collier

"In order to succeed your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure." - Bill Cosby

"The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking in what one does." - James Matther Barrie

"It is best to keep your mouth shut and let others think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"Don't ever take a fence down before you know why it was put up" - Robert Frost

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried"

"Sky diving... Good to the last drop"

"Don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs, but how high he bounces when he hits bottom" - General Patton

"No wonder Jason's a psycho killer! If I woke up surrounded by "Seventh Heaven" rejects and "Saved by the bell" wannabees, I think the first think I would do is go on a massive murder spree!" - Jason Smith

"I tried to take each day, one at a time, but lately they all attacked me at once."

"I don't care. It's my inner life and I'll be as warped as I like in the privacy of my own skull."

"There are many stops along the road of insanity, I will greet you when you reach the end."

"Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness."

"Nothing right in my left brain, nothing left in my right brain."

"You're just jealous that the voices talk to me."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of the oncoming train."

"Just beacause you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"If you can't lower heaven, raise hell."

"It's kind of fun to do the impossable"

"It is pleasing to drag others down with me when I go."



I've been collecting for a short while (about a week or so)

 

[SexyAmber]

Great Additions everyone!

 

[Tap-Out]

appears as though I killed the thread... shame too.. was a good thread