Quotes

[ohiobbw]

I know there's been quote threads before. But this is another one. Post any quote you want! (No game, just post it!)

They can be funny, inspiring, scary, whatever!!

Here's some of mine:

"Trust is like virginity, you lose it once and that's it."

"Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed."

"You can't change the past, but you can ruin the future."

"Never run after a bus or a man. There's always another one."

"Monday morning, brought to you by the letters OH and NO."

"I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures."

Also my sig line

 

[bluntforcemama]

I have a lame one, but it's cute. My mom teaches Science and one of her kids said to her:


"Mrs. _____ doesn't teach science, she teaches magic."

 

[Always]

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say that mushroom cloud was beautiful."


"Fight?
Fight.
Kitchen?
Kitchen.
Pork rind?
Pork rind."

 

[ohiobbw]

more from me...

"There's always truth in sarcasm."

"I intend to live forever, so far so good."

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

"If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have them beaten."

 

[Always]

"LIife sucks, and i'm enjoying it!" - my dear friend Ashley

 

[ohiobbw]

I'm post happy tonight

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

"We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow worm."

"Don't get even, get odd."

"Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive."

"Great, I'm screwed with a capital C."

"If stupidity got us into this mess why can't it get us out?"

"So many idiots... so few comets"

 

[Sephiroth]

"Candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth!"

 

[ohiobbw]

more from me...

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease adn invariably fatal."

"I forgot more than you'll ever know."

"Your darkest hour is only 60 minutes."

"If words were wisdom, I'd be talking more."

"Happiness is nothing more that good health and a bad memory."

"Out of my mind. Back in 2 minutes."

"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.".

"When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at."

"Kneel down and obey, ordinary boy."

 

[Low-light]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

"No time for love, Dr. Jones!"

"Have fun stormin' the castle!"

"We're Sonic fuckin' Death Monkey."

"I've come to chew bubble gum and kick ass; and I'm all out of bubble gum."

"Who shot who in the what now?"

"Snoogins!"

 

[Weevil]

"You've got your mules and you've got your racehorses. And you can kick a mule in the ass all you want and he still won't win the Kentucky Derby" - Billy Martin

 

[Renegade]

Here are a few I like.

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

"You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality."

"There's no such thing as a wrong war. Violence and revolution are the only pure acts."

""Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion!"

"You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains."

"What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday parties?"

"You can't shoot me. I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time."

"I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in pieces. "

"If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever."

"Iowa State College... the high school after high school."

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."