Quotes to make you giggle

[Just-Legal]

"... You, are finite, Zathras is finite, this... is wrong tool."
- Zathras, Babylon 5 (War Without End Part II)

"Ready?"
"Why do your people always ask if someone is ready, right before you are about to do something massively unwise?"
"Tradition!"
- Sinclair and Delenn, Babylon 5 (War Without End Part I)

Anyone got any other ones?

(Mother dear bought me Season 3 dvd box set)

 

[rgraham666]

Sheridan: I swear if one more crazy thing happens, I'll shoot myself.

Delenn (Charging through shot): Bastards!

Sheridan: Did she say what I think she said?

Delenn (Charging back): Bastards!

Franklin: I'll get the gun.

Just-Legal, I think season three is my favourite. When both the Cold Wars turned hot.

I keep wanting to turn a multi-spectrum camera on the person currently in posession of the White House. Just to see if he's never alone.

 

[Just-Legal]

Naw, you just need G'Kar's eye.

*snickers*

"I'd like to live just long enough to see them stick your head on a pike, as a warning to future generations that some favours come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this!"

 

[SnoopDog]

God, when I think back Bab 5 was a damn fine sci-fi show.

I mean, it had those kick-ass fighting which was new to the Star-Trek-used people where every fight is so damn boring.

Too bad Bab 5 was cancelled over here, even no reruns at the moment.

Snoopy

 

[rgraham666]

Naw, you just need G'Kar's eye.

*snickers*

"I'd like to live just long enough to see them stick your head on a pike, as a warning to future generations that some favours come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this!"

Don't you just love it when some wishes come true?

Damn, I miss that show.

And when I leave this life, I hope it's with as much grace and courage as Nerroon or Marcus.

 

[SensualCealy]

I didnt realize the quotes were to be from shows, however if I were to pick any quotes from any show they would have to be from the original ' Star Trek' , you know, Bones, Scotty, Kirk and of course Spock.

If they don't have to be from shows I have a few I love to post here and there...

"Love at first sight never happens before breakfast!"

"Love is a grave mental illness."~ Plato

"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most."

" Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."

"Love is blind, and marriage is an eye-opener."

"Strange, when you come to think of it, that of all the countless folk who have lived before our time on this planet, not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter."~ Max
Beerbohm

Just a few of the ones I have saved over the years.
Cealy

 

[yui]

Anyone got any other ones?

My favorite TV Scifi quotes are from "Farscape". Oy, I miss that show…

"Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass."
John Crichton

"Ask me later. Just ask me later when I've got more time. Of course I could be dead three or four times by the time you ask." Crichton

Aeryn - '"Woody. Human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, then they give you-"
Crichton - "The willies! She gives you the willies."

"You're going to take my memories and I'm going to talk gibberish? Why don't you just take my mojo while you're at it?" Crichton


And so many more! I love/loved that show.

Luck to all,

Yui

 

[Svenskaflicka]

God, when I think back Bab 5 was a damn fine sci-fi show.

I mean, it had those kick-ass fighting which was new to the Star-Trek-used people where every fight is so damn boring.

Too bad Bab 5 was cancelled over here, even no reruns at the moment.

Snoopy

But instead, we have FAB 5!

"Oh, Jai, hurry up already! My clothes will be out of fashion before we get there!"


Don't you just love that Carson?

 

[Just-Legal]

Re: Re: Quotes to make you giggle

My favorite TV Scifi quotes are from "Farscape". Oy, I miss that show…

"Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass."
John Crichton

"Ask me later. Just ask me later when I've got more time. Of course I could be dead three or four times by the time you ask." Crichton

Aeryn - '"Woody. Human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, then they give you-"
Crichton - "The willies! She gives you the willies."

"You're going to take my memories and I'm going to talk gibberish? Why don't you just take my mojo while you're at it?" Crichton


And so many more! I love/loved that show.

Luck to all,

Yui

You know they made a mini-series don't you? A sorta follow up?

Someone who loves me very much has *ahm* it on DVD for me

 

[maggot420]

There is a theory which states that if anyone figures out what the universe is for and what its all about it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

 

[yui]

Re: Re: Re: Quotes to make you giggle

You know they made a mini-series don't you? A sorta follow up?

Someone who loves me very much has *ahm* it on DVD for me

Oh, yes, I watched the mini-series, and it was wonderful, but poignant. I wanted the adventure to go on and on (I thought that the series might just live on another network, in another incarnation), but now it's been ended properly and that is just kind of sad to me.

Silly, eh? But then, I'm still hoping that "Firefly" is reborn.

I do hope you enjoy the miniseries when your love bunny…er, the person who loves you very much gets the DVD to you.

Luck to you,

Yui

 

[yui]

There is a theory which states that if anyone figures out what the universe is for and what its all about it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

"`The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your fingerdown his throat...'"
(The Book, on one of the Vogon's social inadequacies)

"`You know,' said Arthur, `it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.'
`Why? What did she tell you?'
`I don't know, I didn't listen.'"

"`If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.'" (Zaphod)

Oh, maggot420, this list could go on and on, too!

Luck to you,

Yui

 

[rgraham666]

"We apologize for the inconvenience." God's final message to the universe.

 

[Lisa Denton]

"Well, fuck me runnin!!!!"


A nice old geezer was explaining to some pretty young girls that they didn't need to worry about him making passes at them because "I decided to give up on love and happiness and marraige and all that crap, I'm just gonna find a really ugly woman that I really hate, and buy her a house and a car."

 

[yui]

"We apologize for the inconvenience." God's final message to the universe.

"`I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.'"

-- Zaphod being cool

 

[dr_mabeuse]

My favorite line from The Simpsons: Principal Skinner, trapped in a gym bag used to store volleyballs, to Nibbles the school's pet hamster:[/I]

Quick, Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack!

---dr.M.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"How many assholes we got in this place anyway?"
"HERE!"
"Just as I thought, I'm surrounded by assholes!" - Spaceballs

"Funny, she doesn't look Drewish." - Spaceballs (again)

 

[Just-Legal]

Hitch Hikers Guide! Kawaii!!!!

Sorry.

"He said he would use any means necessary. I respectfully suggest he intends to go far beyond harsh language."
- Lennier to Delenn, "Grey 17 Is Missing"

 

[maggot420]

"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

"`The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your fingerdown his throat...'"
(The Book, on one of the Vogon's social inadequacies)

"`You know,' said Arthur, `it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.'
`Why? What did she tell you?'
`I don't know, I didn't listen.'"

"`If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.'" (Zaphod)

Oh, maggot420, this list could go on and on, too!

Luck to you,

Yui

I was trying to restrain myself...I'm glad you didn't tho
p.s. I think I love you

 

[yui]

I was trying to restrain myself...I'm glad you didn't tho
p.s. I think I love you

I have difficulty with restraint…it just leaves me sometimes.

Yui

 

[Just-Legal]

I'm never owning a snowglobe again. (R.Richard, I just watched Z'Ha'Dum, last ep of season 3 again... aaackkk!!!)

Quotes...

"Give a girl a voice and what does she do with it? Threaten inanimate objects!"

 

[oggbashan]

Baroness Vickers (UK politician) 'Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men.'

Françoise Sagan 'A dress has no meaning unless it makes a man want to take it off.'

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"42."


The most profound quotation ever.

 

[yui]

"42."


The most profound quotation ever.

You are right, Svenskaflicka…but what does it mean?

I love that series. Every other line is quote-worthy.

 

[Kassiana]

"I was created to defend this land, and I will do it by destroying everyone!" -- RECR, Megas XLR