Quote archive

[brisbon]

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
-Winston Churchill


Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
- Burgess


Housekeeping ain't no joke.
- Alcott

 

[Uber Sparky]

Here's one.......

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And you can attribute that to me.