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Well, the bodice ripping doesn't hurt the sexiness of the scene.
Nuh uh . . . .
Not only is it Salma Hayek and Ashley Judd, it also features the music of Chavela Vargas, which doubles the sexy equivalent.
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Nuh uh . . . .
Not only is it Salma Hayek and Ashley Judd, it also features the music of Chavela Vargas, which doubles the sexy equivalent.
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Intriguing.
I guess back in the "old days," it was acceptable for a man to orgasm inside of ten seconds of entering his lover, eh?![]()
I like both offerings - very sexy - but what's sexy for me is the attitude, not the actual dance steps. And I liked Ashley Judd's dress - very plain, dull and modest looking, except when she moved.
That was Natalie Dormer in her role as Anne Boleyn, but now that you mention it, she does favor Ashley Judd a bit.
See, now I want to find a good sex scene, edit it in with a couple doing the polka, and see if I can make that sexy....![]()
*snerk* Sometimes I'm thinking that Princes William and Harry are really hot, then I remember that their family tree is more of a sapling. It's really a wonder neither of them has webbed fingers or looks like Charles V....So how odd am I that I spent most of my time trying to see if she had six fingers?
The scene is passionate, but nothing speaks pure lust better than the tango. It's only too bad this scene is broken by cutaways to high school students. Otherwise, it may have been the hottest tango ever. Lauren prefers this tango scene ...
Oh, if I'm not mistaken, Diana and Charles share some common ancestors. Somewhere there's a cool site where you can pick two royals and it will generate their common ancestors and rate of inbreeding. If you look at the Hapsburgs, it will make you lose your lunch.I think that's why Diana was chosen as their mother. The occasional outcross is a genetic good thing. Now if they would just ditch that stupid law against marrying Catholics so that they could cross in some Italian or Spanish nobility, the Royal line would be improved even more. Of course, the European royalty are smarter, yet. They marry commoners to upgrade the genepool.![]()