Quick help

OhMissScarlett said:
I once knew someone who put a pot of old rotten broccoli soup in her cheating boyfriend's car. :cool:
Did she just out the pot in or did she pour it out?

In either case, ew. Thanks for the input :)
 
fieryjen said:
Did she just out the pot in or did she pour it out?

In either case, ew. Thanks for the input :)
She put the pot in, since the natural inclination would be to open the pot to see what was inside. I heard it took him two days to look for what was causing the smell.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
She put the pot in, since the natural inclination would be to open the pot to see what was inside. I heard it took him two days to look for what was causing the smell.
Ooh, mean! It sounds effective though.
 
My favorite nasty trick is to get some Buck Lure from the local Sporting Goods store.

For a locker, just put some in an eye dropper and spray it in through the vents. Rather nasty smelling stuff and it has the added effect of making every dog in the vacinity of the prson who has it on their skin or clothing become overly friendly. :devil:

Cat
 
A couple I've had personal experience with:

Old moist cat food (the kind that comes in tins, let it sit out for an hour or longer)

Cat hairball goop (supposed to cut down on hairballs, also supposed to taste like fish, smells horrible, I'm not sure what it's really called, but my name for it says it all)

Canned tuna (again, let it sit out for an hour or more . . . preferrably a good day or two)

Oh, and if you leave a bag of salad in the back of the fridge for a couple weeks it starts to reek and liquify. Sadly, I also know this from experience. :(
 
Dranoel said:
Yep, that's definitely the one I'd go for. Easy to get in any drugstore, colourless, if I remember properly (yep used it once), EXTREMELY smelly (although it sounds pretty harmless at wikipedia but you simply can't stay in one room with it, without the urge to throw up), soaks easily into clothing and it's almost impossible to get rid off again. Handle with care so to speak... ;)
 
Not smelly, but when I was in high school we pulled a locker prank on a guy. Big redheaded farm-boy, played offensive line, really sweet but not too bright. You wouldn't want to get him too mad, though, he was a big guy.

Anyway, his locker was right on the edge of the commons area where everyone gathered before first period. I had a key that opened a janitor's supply closet, and another buddy hung out when he went to his locker and got his combination. So after school one day, we got a case of feminine napkins for the dispensers in the girls' bathrooms from the janitor closet, and packed them all in his locker.

The next morning, he came to open his locker in the midst of the usual crowd, and all these Kotex boxes fell out. I've never seen anyone so red in my life! :D
 
Hmmm...how about:

1) the sticky, soapy gel that develops in the bottom of a trash can?

2) wet grass clippings left in a yard bag in the hot sun? (trust me...this stinks!)

3) schmegma (sp?). Not sure if this stinks or not as I've experience but it seems like it would smell.
 
There is a product called something like 'corpseine' that is used to train tracker dogs to hunt for buried decomposed bodies. It might be available to police forces.

Og
 
Found it...

Here

I googled for 'corpse scent' and found many hits.

This one seemed the most direct. (Scroll down on opening screen) They have variants for drowned bodies and buried bodies...

Should smell good on a keyboard.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
Here
I googled for 'corpse scent' and found many hits.
This one seemed the most direct. (Scroll down on opening screen) They have variants for drowned bodies and buried bodies...
Should smell good on a keyboard.
Og
Sorry don't want to spoil the idea, but it is very unlikely, this stuff acutally smells at all - at least as far as human noses are concerned. I have a SAR dog myself and he is trained in "water search", which means drowned bodies. Due to legal issues we can't train with real body parts in my country but have to use "artifical" stuff. We use tablets from a company called Sigma and as we train water searches we use "pseudo drowned victim scent" (drowned bodies decompose differently from the ones on surface or buried ones). One could write books about this topic (and I'm sure somebody did) but in short the stuff works like this:
Smell is very complex and each particular smell consists of many different components. What Sigma did, is to isolate certain components that always appear say with drowned bodies. Dogs don't identify a smell as a whole but because of certain individual elements. So you train them on this very special element thats always there, when a body decomposes and he'll show you any decomposing human remains. Humans don't smell anything at all, because our noses are not able to identify these elements. Which is quite handy, because I wouldn't like to be in contact with decomposition smells once or twice a week. ;)

And just for the K9-specialists on this board: I know, that this is a very simplified explanation, I don't want to start any discussions how it really works, why the "real" stuff is much better and so on. It's only to explain, why humans can't smell those pills. :)
 
Thank you for that explanation, netman.

I know there is a product that smells like decomposed flesh for human noses. I made the mistake of thinking that it would be the same as that used for dogs.

Unfortunately I know the smell of decomposed flesh, drowned, buried or left to rot and burst under an African sun. The smells vary but all are unpleasant.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
Thank you for that explanation, netman.
You're welcome. Glad I could help and you actually understood what I meant. ;)
I know there is a product that smells like decomposed flesh for human noses. I made the mistake of thinking that it would be the same as that used for dogs.
Now that's something I didn't know. Mind you, there might be people who use it for dog training as well.
Lucky me, we don't! I'm not too touchy as far as scent is concerned, but I really wouldn't like to get home after training and the greeting would be something like "You've been doing water training again! Off to the bathroom and take a shower for the next hour!" :)
 
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