Questions that never should be asked. (a.ka. I'm bored)

[Black_Bird]

Have you ever written on your privates?

In pen?

Do you pick your nose?

Do you eat it?

What does grandma look like when she's having sex?

Would dad be mad if we used his CD collection for target practice?

How many licks would it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you knew the one you held had shit in the center?

And if you didn't know?

Who here likes Hanson?

Who here likes Manson?

Who here thinks these two bands should be together on the same tour?

Can I fuck you in your ass with a baseball bat?

How about a golf club?

Do you like disco?

Would you like a shot of the ebola virus?

Who here wants to have sex with Osama?

 

[MissTaken]

Ummm A woman should never ask


"Does this make me look fat?"


She may not like the possible answers!


Response: "You are fat."

Response: "Hell, yes!"

 

[Starblayde]

Have you ever written on your privates? - No

In pen? - I said No

Do you pick your nose? - If theres something to pick and no one watching

Do you eat it? - Handkerchief

What does grandma look like when she's having sex? - Like ashes with a guy's dick in them

Would dad be mad if we used his CD collection for target practice? - All those busted ELO CDs.... he'd kill me

How many licks would it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you knew the one you held had shit in the center?

And if you didn't know?

Who here likes Hanson? - Only in Obituaries

Who here likes Manson? - *nervously raises hand* You mean Manson, Marylin Manson or Charles Manson?

Who here thinks these two bands should be together on the same tour? - They should Tour Iraq

Can I fuck you in your ass with a baseball bat? - No

How about a golf club? - No wedges, thankyou

Do you like disco? - Burn Baby Burn

Would you like a shot of the ebola virus? - Only to inject you with

Who here wants to have sex with Osama? - *slaps own hand to forehead*

 

[roxie]

Have you ever written on your privates?
No
In pen?
No
Do you pick your nose?
No
Do you eat it?
gross!
What does grandma look like when she's having sex?
I don't even want to think about it, my parents already screwed me up enuf!
Would dad be mad if we used his CD collection for target practice?
Definitely, and my life is worth more.
How many licks would it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you knew the one you held had shit in the center?
I dunno, ask the trash can
And if you didn't know?
I still wouldnt' want to know, ignorance is bliss after all
Who here likes Hanson?
Not me
Who here likes Manson?
Not me
Who here thinks these two bands should be together on the same tour?
Do I really care?
Can I fuck you in your ass with a baseball bat?
Not no but HELL NO
How about a golf club?
Not no but HELL NO
Do you like disco?
Only if I'm naked
Would you like a shot of the ebola virus?
Not in this lifetime
Who here wants to have sex with Osama?
Not I,but I have a cousin who will screw anything that moves, maybe she'd be interested.

 

[Starblayde]

"Does this make me look fat?"

No, the dress doesnt make you look fat.... its that paunch and the big ole' butt that make you look fat

 

[Wiggles]

No, the dress doesnt make you look fat.... its that paunch and the big ole' butt that make you look fat

Can someone paint a big target on Starblaydes head?

*Grabbing rubberbands, and spit balls*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Starblayde]

Aww, c'mon. I'm just jossin' with you.

Anyway it was part of some comedy sketch. On some show. At some point. That i saw. Ummmm.

 

[Guest]

Questions never to ask during sex...

 

[sch00lteacher]

Questions that never should be asked.

What happens if I cross the green wire with the red one?

What happens if I stick my screw driver in here...

What happens if I lick that while it is still running?

What is that thing falling from the sky right towards me?

Is that a tornado?

So what if it is 12 volts DC, what if I plug it into this...

Let me see, can I take that out with out unplugging the whole computer?

What does dog food taste like?

How many different accounts can I get away with at Literotica before I am caught?

Will anyone know I am not a 21 year old female college student on the board, but a fat, 58 year old, bored husband?

Will the people at Lit. believe that I am at least 18?

Does it hurt to get shot in the foot?

Can I use this pointy thing to scratch inside my ear?

Will he / she believe that I am not married?

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