Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[Taegul]

You mind if my sister joins?

 

[sexysecrets]

uh.... are you done?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Umm...it goes...where?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Do you take credit cards?

 

[Taegul]

Did they teach you that at Seminary, Father?

 

[Gemma_0]

When's the last time you brushed your teeth?

 

[SuperSissy]

Did anybody ever suggest to you that you trim that hair?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Is that smell coming from you, or did something die in here?

 

[Jada59]

Did I tell you that I have a clown fetish?

 

[WerdNerd]

Want me to pop that zit while I'm back here?

 

[Jada59]

Shall I pierce your nipples at the point of orgasm?

 

[Dazer3]

Your sister does it better.

 

[LizVegas79]

Umm, did your wife shoot you or something after you told her you were coming over?

 

[hairball18]

Have you done this before?

 

[DeckardNYC]

You know, your (adult) daughter is pretty sexy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Did you notice any open sores on my penis?

 

[jasonmason]

Did you file our taxes?

 

[akaSol]

You did you shower before we ...

 

[LadyElsbeth]

You're cold, correct?

 

[Mrtenant]

Is your name Susan or Nancy?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Think your mom would like to join us?

 

[jasonmason]

Do you think you could at least pretend to be interested.

 

[Sanadack]

Is it in yet?

 

[emsway]

How much would you pay for this?

 

[jasonmason]

Do you think next time we could invite some friends.