Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[ConstantineIII]

Do you know what your sister is doing tonight?

 

[Jada59]

Can we do this in a kiddie pool filled with chocolate pudding?

 

[ConstantineIII]

When did you get so loose?

 

[Jada59]

Mind if I whip out the staple gun?

 

[ConstantineIII]

Which hole do I put this in again?

 

[zydrate]

Are you sure google maps is right?

 

[ConstantineIII]

Do you smell that?

 

[KarenB59]

Can we hurry up and get done? I want to watch Sanford and Son

 

[HBergeron]

You don't like the pig mask?

 

[ConstantineIII]

What else is in here anyhow?

 

[JerseyJade]

You think you can last longer than 2 minutes this time?

 

[ConstantineIII]

Am I in yet? I can't tell.

 

[johnrael]

Did you remember to start the dishwasher?

 

[Jada59]

Can you recite the 10 Commandments for me?

 

[Gemma_0]

What's for dinner?

 

[Jada59]

Ketchup?

 

[Cymru6969]

Have an Altoid?

 

[Jada59]

If a train leaves Poughkeepsi and is half full of passengers, how many people will be left on the train once it reaches Binghampton?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Have an Altoid?

Hey, if someone offers you a mint or gum, you should take it. You probably need it!

So, do you come here often?

 

[LadyElsbeth]

Can you recite the 10 Commandments for me?

Jada you made me choke on my juice with this one

 

[johnrael]

Are you English or metric?

 

[numeniusa]

Are you English or metric?

(We've been notionally metric in some measurements for many years. In our heads, though, yep, still imperial )

Is it usually that colour?

 

[PapaRomantic]

Did you know your sister looks exactly like you down there?

 

[Jada59]

Did you want butter with that? Or just salt?

 

[Jada59]

Jada you made me choke on my juice with this one

Your juice, huh?