Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[LostNotFound]

Are you pro choice?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Do we need any trash bags?

 

[Jada59]

Are we using the skis for the watersports? Or do we use squirt guns?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Can I be on top? You gained some weight.

 

[Taegul]

Why don't the wings on airplanes flap?

 

[DarkSimian]

Do I need to use the new TPS cover sheets for this? I lost the memo....

 

[bunny4med]

Are you sure you've done this before?

 

[mnbreastluver]

You do know what your doing?

 

[interestedtoknow]

Is your husband going to cry in the hallway the whole night?

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Do you think when I tuck it between my legs it looks like a fanny?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Is it okay if the dog watches?

 

[Jada59]

Shall we pray first?

 

[DarkSimian]

Do you mind if my dad joins us? He just got home from prison...

 

[Jada59]

Can we use this schmaltz as lube?

 

[Kat73]

Can we just be friends?

 

[Jada59]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Taegul]

So, am I getting the promotion or not?

 

[LizVegas79]

Do you owe any of your friends any money? Because you know, if you do, do you think
they'd let me pay them back for you?

 

[Taegul]

Can you put this Roseanne Barr mask on and call me "Tom"?

 

[JerseyJade]

Has your dick always been this small?

 

[HBergeron]

Are you awake?

 

[jasonmason]

Did you pay the MasterCard bill?

 

[angelofthenorth]

you've got your bus fare home ...right?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Was that your mom I just saw at the door?

 

[Jada59]

Did you want fries with that?