Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[DarkSimian]

Is it your turn to put money in the meter, or mine?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Is it your turn to put money in the meter, or mine?

How much do I owe you?

 

[BongoGal]

Did you know that you're bigger than your dad?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Did you know that you're bigger than your dad?

Are you skinnier too?

 

[DarkSimian]

Would you mind moving to the left? You're blocking Jerry Springer...

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Would you mind moving to the left? You're blocking Jerry Springer...

Are you my cousin?

 

[formertroll]

Are you my cousin?[/QUOTE

Is cousin the one that's got the same grandparents?

 

[asianmom42]

Are you my cousin?[/QUOTE

Is cousin the one that's got the same grandparents?

What was your name again?

 

[formertroll]

did you know me and your ex are now double eskimo brothers?

 

[LostNotFound]

Are you hard?

 

[Jada59]

Why am I sticking to the sheet?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Does this dialysis hose coming out of my abdomen bother you?

 

[Godas]

Why is your mother so tight?!

 

[Jada59]

Is that a worm?

 

[Godas]

Do I have to pay for this?

 

[Jada59]

Is that a hole in the condom?

 

[Godas]

Do I have to do all the work? And all you are gonna do is just lay there?!

 

[Taegul]

So, officer, have I 'talked' you out of the speeding ticket yet or should I keep going?

 

[JerseyJade]

Is that the best you can do?

 

[joe432]

Probably already been said but “your 18 right?”

 

[Writer_FM]

Have you ever heard of kegel exercises?

 

[HBergeron]

You also have an aunt and uncle named Helmut and Gretchen?

 

[Blase]

Dear God, what is that thing?

 

[cliteatingman]

How did you get that scar?

 

[Jada59]

Can you tell that I have herpes?