Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[Jada59]

A Hibachi? We gonna barbecue?

I just realized that I didn't ask a question but... You've got a watermelon and a wiener, right?

 

[HBergeron]

I just realized that I didn't ask a question but... You've got a watermelon and a wiener, right?

Don't you remember that my pet name for you is 'watermelon'? (Yeah, baby - got a weiner ready for buns..)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

were you serious about that whole 'fidelity' thing?

 

[FortybutNice]

were you serious about that whole 'fidelity' thing?

Fidelity what?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Fidelity what?

Will you be faithful to me?

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

You got a little boogie...

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You got a little boogie...

Is that saliva or ......?

 

[Avenger1968]

Can you guess what your sister likes for me to do to her?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Who is that taking pix of us through the open window?

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Will you put your teeth back in??

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Is that oxygen tube necessary?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Is that oxygen tube necessary?

No, do you have to put out so much hot air?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

No, do you have to put out so much hot air?

Would you rather I be cutting the cheese?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Would you rather I be cutting the cheese?

Will you slice it for me?

 

[fullservice65]

Have you washed your sheets ... this month?

 

[Avenger1968]

You keep your late husband's ashes where?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You keep your late husband's ashes where?

Is that your wife's lipstick on you?

 

[Avenger1968]

Is that your wife's lipstick on you?

No that's from my other side piece.

Do you like bruises?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

No that's from my other side piece.

Do you like bruises?

LOL!!!! Do you like a knee to the groin?

 

[Avenger1968]

LOL!!!! Do you like a knee to the groin?

Mmm, not more than once, thank you!

To clarify: Would you like to see my bruises?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Mmm, not more than once, thank you!

To clarify: Would you like to see my bruises?

I would love to; where are they located? *Peeks*

 

[Avenger1968]

I would love to; where are they located? *Peeks*

It's not as exciting as all that. 7 attempts to get an IV started on Monday.

Would you nurse me back to health? All better?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

It's not as exciting as all that. 7 attempts to get an IV started on Monday.

Would you nurse me back to health? All better?

I am sorry to hear that; *Gives you a warm hug.* Where would you need care?

 

[Avenger1968]

I am sorry to hear that; *Gives you a warm hug.* Where would you need care?

I threw my back out Monday. You would have to give 24 hour care. Basically everything.

Interested?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I threw my back out Monday. You would have to give 24 hour care. Basically everything.

Interested?

That must be awful; what would you need first?