Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[BubblyBookworm]

Is that a wig?

Why are you bald?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Will this be on the test?

Do I get an A?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Do I get an A?

What's that rash?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

What's that rash?

Was it from your cock?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Was it from your cock?

Didn't Mommy have you checked?

 

[LostNotFound]

How much money do you have/make?

 

[LostNotFound]

You haven’t shaved in a while have you?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You haven’t shaved in a while have you?

Where are your teeth?

 

[LostNotFound]

Where are your teeth?

Why does it taste like that?

 

[fullservice65]

Is it supposed to ... bark?

 

[JerseyJade]

Why are you drooling?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Why are you drooling?

Are you sure it's drool?

 

[HBergeron]

Uh... you don't mean like... your real Daddy, do you?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Did you know we are on candid camera right now?

 

[sjpsoccer14]

Are you almost finished yet?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

It’s been hours.

When are you going to cum

 

[Miles Long]

Why is your vag looser than your mom's?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

 

[Jada59]

Did you remember to use that douche?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Do you cum as hard as your sister does?

 

[Jada59]

Should I take off my ice skates?

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Will you get garbage bags when you go to the store?

[A literal question i was asked while sucking his cock. I gotta step up my game....]

 

[DarkSimian]

Do I still have the right to remain silent?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Is that the same bra your mom has?