Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[TarynUp]

How could you not know?

In his defense it was hist first time sleeping over and we were kind of in a hurry.

 

[Azuldrgon]

In his defense it was hist first time sleeping over and we were kind of in a hurry.

(to Taryn) Welcome to Lit.

(My answer) Did you really try to stick your finger up my butt just now?

Sorry for any implications.

 

[TarynUp]

Welcome to Lit.

Did you really try to stick your finger up my butt just now?

Keep striving, loser.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Did you want to paint that wall a different color later?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Did you want to paint that wall a different color later?

I've decided not to be gay anymore. With help from your daughter.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Do you think Nevyn knows our daughter had a sex change and her name used to be Junior?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Do you think Nevyn knows our daughter had a sex change and her name used to be Junior?

Do You think maybe I should read thread titles closer on Lit?

 

[done_got_old]

Did you call your mother back?

 

[holdmyhand2013]

Did you call your mother back?

Can you help me shave my mom's back?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Can you help me shave my mom's back?

Can you call my dad? I need a ride home!!

 

[angelofthenorth]

Do you have any change ? i need bus fare

 

[Wkd_Macey]

Didn't you say you were bigger than your brother?

 

[HBergeron]

Okay, now for this next part, will you sign yet another agreement?

 

[tedsbeds]

Would you like Apple pie with that?

Does it always smell like fish?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you through yet?

 

[Wkd_Macey]

Did you know your sister likes this too?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I was thinking of getting red shoes.. do you like red shoes? Do you think if I got red shoes, I'd need a red handbag? What shade of red do you like best? Don't you think that would look good with my navy dress? Do you remember my navy dress.. the one with that little collar? You don't think that would be too much contrast?

 

[papadoc19]

I was thinking of getting red shoes.. do you like red shoes? Do you think if I got red shoes, I'd need a red handbag? What shade of red do you like best? Don't you think that would look good with my navy dress? Do you remember my navy dress.. the one with that little collar? You don't think that would be too much contrast?

This would not be as much of a distraction as you think...

Do you think your sister would be up for a threesome? Maybe your mom too?

 

[Wkd_Macey]

I went to see my gynecologist today...

 

[Wkd_Macey]

Looks 'can' be deceiving, can't they.

 

[Wkd_Macey]

That reminds me - I need to get some chipolatas.

 

[Taegul]

Have you ever heard of vaginal teeth?

 

[angelikitty]

Could you spell your safeword for me?

 

[WerdNerd]

Can you pop that pimple for me?

 

[mnbreastluver]

No that’s not a third nipple! It’s actually a boil.