Questionnaire.....

[SEVERUSMAX]

Setting out cookies and milk for Sev and Sophia. "There you go kids. Enjoy your play date."

So, I'm young. Btw, that reminds me of a similar thing that my landlady once said.

Bear in mind that with a full beard, I look much older (of course, now that I'm clean-shaven, I have regained much of my youthful appearance). A few girls even thought that I was too old for them. I was even younger back then. I'm not too old for an 18 year old (too just old to get along with most of them, that's all).

 

[Guest]

You're on the verge of adulthood, then, by my reckoning

I'm two days away from 50, and I feel OLD this morning !

Happy early birthday, mine was last friday...and I'm not telling my age...

 

[ElizabethWest]

This may turn into a babysitting thread. Cookies and milk. HEHE!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

This may turn into a babysitting thread. Cookies and milk. HEHE!

I was BORN OLD. No babysitters for me.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Happy early birthday, mine was last friday...and I'm not telling my age...

You can see how insecure I'm feeling about it- that I need to SAY SOMETHING!

Will you eat some birthday cake with me? How about with black frosting?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I was BORN OLD. No babysitters for me.

You remind me of the song;
"I was so much older then- I'm younger then that now"
You'll learn to relax sometime, grasshopper, you'll learn

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You remind me of the song;
"I was so much older then- I'm younger then that now"
You'll learn to relax sometime, grasshopper, you'll learn

Relax? Hard to do. I'm a rather restless and wakeful fellow. Insomnia is not exactly new to me. Too much on the brain.

 

[Guest]

You can see how insecure I'm feeling about it- that I need to SAY SOMETHING!

Will you eat some birthday cake with me? How about with black frosting?

Nah, it stains the teeth. But I'll be happy to share some old fart slippers with you.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Nah, it stains the teeth.

That's what those Crest White Strips are for.

 

[Aurora Black]

That's what those Crest White Strips are for.

That's what toothpaste is for.

 

[3113]

Will you eat some birthday cake with me? How about with black frosting?

I'll do you one better. I'll bake up my grandma's sinfully-rich, ultra-moist and dark devil's food cake with bittersweet chocolate frosting. No candles, just a sparkler.

Still want to share that cake?

 

[Honey123]

Odd Talents: some psychic ability (I can tell if someone is behind me at times)

Is that because when you stop, they crash into you??

Sorry, hon...I had to...but you're psychic, so you knew that already, right??

 

[Belegon]

fifty, huh Stella?

*starts stretching out spanking arm now...*

or do we split em up?

It's Severus' thread, he gets first pick of last ten or first ten...

Stella there are sooooo many of us that want to prove that you may have some experience but you ain't too old to shout...our names...

 

[Guest]

That's what those Crest White Strips are for.

Ahh, learn something new everyday...

 

[Stella_Omega]

fifty, huh Stella?

*starts stretching out spanking arm now...*

or do we split em up?

It's Severus' thread, he gets first pick of last ten or first ten...

Stella there are sooooo many of us that want to prove that you may have some experience but you ain't too old to shout...our names...

Hey, I switch- when I get the chance
Whoa, my butt's tingling already!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Is that because when you stop, they crash into you??

Sorry, hon...I had to...but you're psychic, so you knew that already, right??

Well, I get more warning than that, but it's cool. I know that you were just teasing.

Btw, that's a hell of an AV. Another sexy choice.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'll do you one better. I'll bake up my grandma's sinfully-rich, ultra-moist and dark devil's food cake with bittersweet chocolate frosting. No candles, just a sparkler.

Still want to share that cake?

No, I'll just dive in headfirst!

 

[impressive]

Whoa, my butt's tingling already!

Just wait!

 

[angelicminx]

First name: They call me Minx

Last name: I'll never tell

Location: Near Lexington, Ky

Age: 33

Zodiac: Pisces

Birthday: The day before St. Paddy's (or the day after the ides of March)

Career: Writer (Stories, songs)/ Tax preparer

Religion: non-religious believer

Birthplace: Lexington, Ky

Marital Status: engaged

Sexual Preference: Bisexual (75% hetero, 25% homo)

BDSM role (if any): Submissive (only play, nothing serious)

Favorite Foods: I like food in general

Favorite Films: Can't decide

Favorite Novel: Too many to name

Kids: 10 year old daughter

Odd Talents: odd by whose standards?

Ethnicity: English, French, Irish, Cherokee

Political Leanings: away...

Country: USA

Favorite Poison: Southern Comfort

Favorite Musician: I just love music

All-Time Favorite Band:

Favorite Current Band:

Personal Theme Song:

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite New Shows: I watch American Idol and Survivor. Not much else.

Favorite Actor/Actress: Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts

All-Time Favorite Erotic Fiction: Anything BlackShanglan writes.

Favorite Porn Star: They have NAMES?!

Favorite Porno:

Favorite Litster: I don't have a favorite...

High School Crush: I married the boy I began dating at 16... We filed divorce this year.

Current Lover's Name: Trick

Favorite All-Time TV Show: American Idol

Favorite Position: Top...but I like 'em all.

Poppin' in to say howdy to some new to me faces. I'll have to fill in the blanks when I've thought about it a little bit. ~Minx

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

First name: They call me Minx

Last name: I'll never tell

Location: Near Lexington, Ky

Age: 33

Zodiac: Pisces

Birthday: The day before St. Paddy's (or the day after the ides of March)

Career: Writer (Stories, songs)/ Tax preparer

Religion: non-religious believer

Birthplace: Lexington, Ky

Marital Status: engaged

Sexual Preference: Bisexual (75% hetero, 25% homo)

BDSM role (if any): Submissive (only play, nothing serious)

Favorite Foods: I like food in general

Favorite Films: Can't decide

Favorite Novel: Too many to name

Kids: 10 year old daughter

Odd Talents: odd by whose standards?

Ethnicity: English, French, Irish, Cherokee

Political Leanings: away...

Country: USA

Favorite Poison: Southern Comfort

Favorite Musician: I just love music

All-Time Favorite Band:

Favorite Current Band:

Personal Theme Song:

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite New Shows: I watch American Idol and Survivor. Not much else.

Favorite Actor/Actress: Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts

All-Time Favorite Erotic Fiction: Anything BlackShanglan writes.

Favorite Porn Star: They have NAMES?!

Favorite Porno:

Favorite Litster: I don't have a favorite...

High School Crush: I married the boy I began dating at 16... We filed divorce this year.

Current Lover's Name: Trick

Favorite All-Time TV Show: American Idol

Favorite Position: Top...but I like 'em all.

Poppin' in to say howdy to some new to me faces. I'll have to fill in the blanks when I've thought about it a little bit. ~Minx

Fascinating answers, and I'm glad that SOMEONE is staying on topic.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Now, how many swats for Stella? I think that the ladies should go first, since she does tend to prefer the ladies, and I'm in a nice mood. So, imp, you first.