question - weird objects in your ass

[IARainman]

Not necessarily wanting to know what you're put in your ass, as much as a safety question.

I like the notion of putting common objects in my ass, especially to show someone our in response to requests/direction, but I really don't feel the need to end up in the emergency room becoming the butt if their jokes (yes, pun totally intended.)

So, I've heed the trick about using a condom to make retrieval easier if something slips in a little deeper than planned.

For example, I have this silly putty egg at my desk that I think would be fun to wear around work in my ass. Think I'm safe if I wrap that bad boy? Any other ideas, tricks or tips?

 

[Dickstroker81]

I'm sorry, but I don't want anything up my ass butt a tongue and/or a real dick, no condom allowed or needed.

 

[DianaofThemyscira]

I work in an ER, trust me, be very careful with what you put up there! I've seen things that can't be unseen!!!!! And yes, use a condom!

 

[bill3901]

I work in an ER, trust me, be very careful with what you put up there! I've seen things that can't be unseen!!!!! And yes, use a condom!

you gotta tell some stories!!!!!

 

[DianaofThemyscira]

I can give you a list! A Popsicle, they used a red one and then couldn't tell if he was bleeding. A grapefruit, yes a grapefruit. Never quite figured that one out. Chain links, they thought it would work like anal beads. Pool balls, eggplant (it got stuck), coke bottle, the list could go on!

 

[Aphro]

Cellphone. Peanut Butter Jar. GUN! Glasses. LIVE EEL!

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/g3749/things-found-in-butts/?slide=20

 

[bill3901]

I'm so boring, I've only had a finger, tongue, and a little bit of a dildo up there

 

[DianaofThemyscira]

OMG I'm dying, I guess I haven't seen it all!!!!!! Buzz Lightyear!!!

 

[bill3901]

OMG I'm dying, I guess I haven't seen it all!!!!!! Buzz Lightyear!!!

did someone just come in the ER with a buzz lightyear up their ass?

 

[indianman69]

guy or girl. Dying to know... LOL

 

[bill3901]

guy or girl. Dying to know... LOL

dollar to doughnuts it's a guy...

 

[pensivepoet]

I wonder if it's becoming popular enough to be a specialized field in medicine?
~mom, when i grow up, i wanna be an ass extractionist. I've been practicing on suzy next door.

 

[DianaofThemyscira]

Haha, the Buzz Lightyear was in the link for the Cosmo article. How do you tell that to a doctor??

 

[pensivepoet]

Haha, the Buzz Lightyear was in the link for the Cosmo article. How do you tell that to a doctor??

Dr, to infinity and beyond!

 

[pensivepoet]

I can give you a list! A Popsicle, they used a red one and then couldn't tell if he was bleeding. A grapefruit, yes a grapefruit. Never quite figured that one out. Chain links, they thought it would work like anal beads. Pool balls, eggplant (it got stuck), coke bottle, the list could go on!

Do tell, how DO they get a cue ball or grapefruit out of one's arse?

 

[slutgirl1]

Any other ideas, tricks or tips?

Not to be a killjoy, but anything that isn't permanently attached to another person or isn't specifically designed for anal penetration should go up your ass.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A young man hear's about a good-looking hunk of a proctologist who's just started his practice, so he makes an appointment.

"What's the problem?," the cute doctor asks.

"There's something uncomfortable up my rear."

"Well, let me take a look."

The doctor proceeds to remove one long-stemmed rose after another from the patient's anus. He finally has a dozen in his hand.

"Where did these come from?" queries the doctor.

"Read the card! Read the card!, " declares the patient enthusiastically.


Best wishes.

 

[IARainman]

I'm sorry, but I don't want anything up my ass butt a tongue and/or a real dick, no condom allowed or needed.

thanks, that was very helpful

 

[IARainman]

guy or girl. Dying to know... LOL

who are you asking about the buzz lightyear or OP. I'm a guy.

 

[IARainman]

Haha, the Buzz Lightyear was in the link for the Cosmo article. How do you tell that to a doctor??

I guess they couldn't just stop at "infinity..."

 

[IARainman]

Not to be a killjoy, but anything that isn't permanently attached to another person or isn't specifically designed for anal penetration should go up your ass.

I used a frozen banana in a condom (Figured worst case it would melt, smoosh up, no problem)

Hairbrush handle - stopps at the bristles -too squarey didn't like it

Large screwdriver handle, had 5 inches of steel attached and protruding (only craftsman, of course)

my wife's rabbit with a condom (seriously, that couldn't be a problem, right/)

 

[CrshNBurn]

This question might fit in this thread, I hope the OP doesnt mind.
I have a set of anal beads that say for beginners. Im wondering beads come in larger sizes like butt plugs or dildos. Just wondering if anyone knew.

 

[IARainman]

This question might fit in this thread, I hope the OP doesnt mind.
I have a set of anal beads that say for beginners. Im wondering beads come in larger sizes like butt plugs or dildos. Just wondering if anyone knew.

don't mind at all... and yes they do.

(secretly wondering if they have training wheels)

Check out the various online adult toy sellers - happy shopping.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Anything that doesn't have its own secure string, "tail" of sorts, or "base" (like a plug) you are better off using a condom with it. While it is true that relaxing your body and "allowing nature to do its thing" regarding removal in that region is effective, it is possible to have blockage for a period of time and/or difficulty with removal. Always better safe than sorry.

Also, with the condom it's easirr to keep the object clean. (No matter how clean you think you are, you're never 100%!) It saves your toy for future use.



And, yes, "odd" toys are more fun than conventional.

 

[CrshNBurn]

Thanks Rainman.


I will do that.

Just my 2 cents, but I think the most important aspect of the toy is that it can be inserted easily. Thats why I like the anal beads, the start out gradually and get bigger. I would be interested to hear what others have used. Always open to new ideas.