Question, How do I pass a drug test?

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

It has been a little over a week since I smoked some of that whacky weed and I have a drug test for a job Friday. I know it is still in my system and the old ways I know, I am told do not work anymore.

What do I need to do besides drink a lot of water? I am looking at the jar of pickle juice right now *shakes*

PJ and I need for me to get this and I am freaking out. Help Please.

dolf · Mar 30, 2005

in the uk boots sells a detox kit {revilting liquid and pills} that works pretty well. can't you just use someone elses piss?

Purple Haze · Mar 30, 2005

I took a drug test recently, (never again) and it was in the form of a swab on a stck you put between your cheek and gum. I hadn't smoked any weed in a couple of weeks, and I passed, I think. Next I'm asked to do that again, I'll tell them to disrobe and bark like a dog...

linuxgeek · Mar 30, 2005

believe part of the test is for THC. That stays in your system at least 2 weeks as I recall. If they are being thorough, they should take a hair sample. That will have drug history for however long the hair has existed.

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

dolf said:
in the uk boots sells a detox kit {revilting liquid and pills} that works pretty well. can't you just use someone elses piss?

I do not think I know anyone who is clean.

I have a variety of herbs in the medicine cabinet that I could mix together and see what happens.

I had someone tell me the other day. Get a box of jello and make it according to the directions. Let it cool down but not to the gelitin form. Drink it. Says they have passed 2 of them this way. I am a skeptic though and just not sure I want to chance it.

SkAoUt · Mar 30, 2005

linuxgeek said:
... If they are being thorough, they should take a hair sample. That will have drug history for however long the hair has existed.

It would be best to shave your head now. Applying for the NSA isn't just going to be a cheek swab!

linuxgeek · Mar 30, 2005

According to http://cocaine.org/drugtestfaq/index.html

Code:

Drug                             Approximate Detection Time in Urine using EMIT
- - -----------------------------    ----------------------------------------------

Amphetamines                          2-4 days
Barbituates
  Short-Acting (ie. secobarbital)     1 day
  Long-Acting (ie. phenobarbital)     2-3 weeks
Benzodiazepines                       3-7 days
Cannabinoids                          3-30 days
Clenbuterol [PE]                      2-4 days [F1]
Cocaine                               2-4 days
Codeine                               2-5 days
Euphorics (LSD,MDMA,psilocybin)       1-3 days [F2]
Methadone                             3-5 days
Methaqualone                         14 days
Nicotine                              ? [F5]
Opiates                               2-4 days
Peptide hormones [PE]                 undetectable
Phencyclidine (PCP)                   2-4 days [F4]
Phenobarbital                        10-20 days
Propoxyphene                          6 hours to 2 days
Steroids (anabolic) [PE]    oral:    14 days [F3]
                    parenterally:     1 month [F3]

[PE] Performance Enhancers

[F1] 0.5 ng/mL by GC/MS
[F2] By RIA and GC/MS only.  Not Detectable by EMIT.
[F3] By HPLC, RIA, and GC/MS.  Not Detectable by EMIT.
[F4] 8-14 days as was reported in earlier versions and was incorrect.
[F5] No data available yet.  I expect the detection time to be long because
     nicotine is fat soluble.

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

linuxgeek said:
believe part of the test is for THC. That stays in your system at least 2 weeks as I recall. If they are being thorough, they should take a hair sample. That will have drug history for however long the hair has existed.

Illegal.

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

Purple Haze said:
I took a drug test recently, (never again) and it was in the form of a swab on a stck you put between your cheek and gum. I hadn't smoked any weed in a couple of weeks, and I passed, I think. Next I'm asked to do that again, I'll tell them to disrobe and bark like a dog...

Don't forget to make them roll over and play dead

Nyte_BlackRose · Mar 30, 2005

Ok, here is what I know generally works. Lots of water, 2+ gallons a day. Cranberry juice, a gallon or so a day. Garlic, the fresher the better, and lots of it. Detox kits work, but you still have to do the water. Metabolism boosters, like even Red Bull works. If your still afraid, in the 12-24 hours before the test, do nothing but drink water constantly, 4-5 or more gallons. You will piss so diluted that they can't test, and they will have to either give you a clean bill, or re-test, and can't legally do it for another month.

Though I would recomend in the future, if your looking for work, or think you may need to test, don't smoke up. Easiest solution.

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

linuxgeek said:
According to http://cocaine.org/drugtestfaq/index.html

Thanks linuxgeek.

linuxgeek · Mar 30, 2005

Nyte_BlackRose said:
Ok, here is what I know generally works. Lots of water, 2+ gallons a day. Cranberry juice, a gallon or so a day. Garlic, the fresher the better, and lots of it. Detox kits work, but you still have to do the water. Metabolism boosters, like even Red Bull works. If your still afraid, in the 12-24 hours before the test, do nothing but drink water constantly, 4-5 or more gallons. You will piss so diluted that they can't test, and they will have to either give you a clean bill, or re-test, and can't legally do it for another month.

Though I would recomend in the future, if your looking for work, or think you may need to test, don't smoke up. Easiest solution.

Keep in mind drinking tons of water is what got Terri Shivao where she is today. Make sure you are keeping your electrolytes balanced too.

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

Nyte_BlackRose said:
Ok, here is what I know generally works. Lots of water, 2+ gallons a day. Cranberry juice, a gallon or so a day. Garlic, the fresher the better, and lots of it. Detox kits work, but you still have to do the water. Metabolism boosters, like even Red Bull works. If your still afraid, in the 12-24 hours before the test, do nothing but drink water constantly, 4-5 or more gallons. You will piss so diluted that they can't test, and they will have to either give you a clean bill, or re-test, and can't legally do it for another month.

Though I would recomend in the future, if your looking for work, or think you may need to test, don't smoke up. Easiest solution.

Cool Beans.

I have put it all down for a while. It feels kinda of strange having a clear head.

Nyte_BlackRose · Mar 30, 2005

linuxgeek said:
Keep in mind drinking tons of water is what got Terri Shivao where she is today. Make sure you are keeping your electrolytes balanced too.

I agree, I was presuming that she was eating right, you could sub in a pint of gatoraide in each gallon of water to help that as well.

linuxgeek · Mar 30, 2005

http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/drug_detection_times.asp

this site gives more granular THC detection times based on amount of use.

Still looking for info from law enforcement or medical site since they would be the ones likely most authoritative.

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

linuxgeek said:
http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/drug_detection_times.asp

this site gives more granular THC detection times based on amount of use.

Still looking for info from law enforcement or medical site since they would be the ones likely most authoritative.

You have done enough honey. Thank you. My freak factor is coming down and I just need to relax. It will all work out as needed. Everything always does :rose:

See you all later. I have some drinking to do. That sounded funny.

Hairgrip · Mar 30, 2005

see this is one of the reasons that many are using harder substances for their kick - the length of time that canaboids remain in the system is so disproportionate.

drug tests in schools are going to severely backfire.

marksgirl · Mar 30, 2005

They have this drink that you can get at GNC(sorry I can't remember the name of it but they will know what you are talking about) that you drink 24 hrs. before a drug test and it strips your system clean, my son did this and passed a drug test when he was in high school...he got caught skipping school and was on probation and had to pass a drug test once a week for 3 months. Just a idea for ya...

Guest · Mar 30, 2005

You could just not smoke pot....

Look in the phone book and find the local head shops and see if they have any kits there for that kinda thing. Or goto the local vitamin shop and see what they have

masterplan20 · Mar 30, 2005

You all never go to the right person for the right job! Besides KAH who is better qualified?

*ahem*

One of my "acquaintances", who will remain anonymous, was recieving housing from the State of Utah. One way or another DCFS(Division of Child and Family Services) was called with an anonymous tip that "Meth" was in the house. Shocking!She just barely finished a big fat "pud" when she got the call that they were on their way over. 1 gallon of water with a half box of baking soda. Nasty but effective.
If they have you in custody and watch you fill the cup, sounds gross but, put bleach on your hand before you go in(its ok if its dried), and direct the urine stream onto your hand and into the cup. Zeros out the PH. If you're feeling sly, dip a string in bleach, have it attached to your zipper and when you are filling the cup place said string into cup. Voila!
Or you coulkd just be smart and not do drugs.

Lancecastor · Mar 30, 2005

A pinch of finely powdered clothes detergent like Ivory Snow in your pocket to extract with a wet finger then slip into your pee stream will fuck up the test.

Short of that there's no sure way to beat it if they've got your piss.

Morcheeba · Mar 30, 2005

flush your system out with 100% pure cranberry juice. lots of it!

not sure if they still make it, but there was a product called GoldenSeal that you could find at any health food store. it was 99% effective for my friends in your situation.

http://www.planetarynutrition.com/ProductImages/genesis/supergolden.gif

I don't remember the bottle looking like this ^^

so somebody correct me if I'm wrong.

good luck, Luv!

ExistentialLuv · Mar 30, 2005

Lancecastor said:
A pinch of finely powdered clothes detergent like Ivory Snow in your pocket to extract with a wet finger then slip into your pee stream will fuck up the test.

Short of that there's no sure way to beat it if they've got your piss.

I hate even having to do it. Not had to since the military and passed their's smoking the day before I left for basic. I was eating golden seal like it was chocolate then.

You have my conspriacy mind working now. "They will have my Piss"

Damn you, now I have paronoid thoughts of them using it for something perverse or illegal.

masterplan20 · Mar 30, 2005

Morcheeba said:
flush your system out with 100% pure cranberry juice. lots of it!

not sure if they still make it, but there was a product called GoldenSeal that you could find at any health food store. it was 99% effective for my friends in your situation.

http://www.planetarynutrition.com/ProductImages/genesis/supergolden.gif

I don't remember the bottle looking like this ^^

so somebody correct me if I'm wrong.

good luck, Luv!

"BUZZ!"

Wrong Answer.

Most drug screening companies will test for Golden Seal. That trick is from the early 90's.

bill-pix-trade · Mar 30, 2005

Send me $1,000.00 and I will send you a bag of pee.

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