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JazzManJim
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Awww, let her go, curious.
It'll be fun to watch the mauling. She has no clue with whom she's messing.
It'll be fun to watch the mauling. She has no clue with whom she's messing.
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blubber butt figured you'd waddle in
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KillerMuffin
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Morons are fun to play with.
I can't even get a good troll. C'mon Hannsypansy, isn't she your buddy? Make her your young padawan learner so she, too, can learn to use the powers of the darkside for evil. Right now she looks more like a pair of dipylidium caninum vainly attempting coitus.
I rarely have the need to explain myself. Most people have a decent enough education and at least a modicum of intellectual maneuverability. Since you're starting to behave like one of those petulant children no one can tolerate, here is an explanation. I will try not to use too many big words.
SloppyJoe is supposed to be a pornoScrooge without his Jacob Marley.
porno refers, incidentally, to the site.
Scrooge is a man who was greedy and learned to not be greedy. What did he do? He never trusted another soul. He knew they wanted his money and he hated them for it. He never opened himself up to the companionship of others because he didn't trust them. Scrooge effectively closed himself out from others for reasons of greed through the devices of not trusting and not being emotionally open. Are you beginning to get the lightbulb over your pitiable excuse for cephalization yet?
Jacob Marley was Scrooges friend. Did you notice how I called you a "living Jacob Marley?" Jacob Marley died and then learned his lesson about being a cold, untrusting, hateful, greedy soul all of his life. He came back to warn his old friend Scrooge about the evils of having a cold heart and greed as a friend.
Since your little mind is probably still conjuring up Christmas carols, I'll go ahead and pick out the crayons and color the picture in for you.
Sloppyjoe was cold and laughed at people who trusted. His only friends--that would be you and Hannsypansy--laugh along with him. Scrooge without his Jacob Marley--the man who learned the hard way and sought to help his friend learn before it was too late. Sloppyjoe has no friends who learned--hard way or otherwise--to show him the error of his ways before it's too late. He simply has you, a living Jacob Marley.
For our next lesson, we will explore math. One plus one is how many? Two! Right!
I can't even get a good troll. C'mon Hannsypansy, isn't she your buddy? Make her your young padawan learner so she, too, can learn to use the powers of the darkside for evil. Right now she looks more like a pair of dipylidium caninum vainly attempting coitus.
I rarely have the need to explain myself. Most people have a decent enough education and at least a modicum of intellectual maneuverability. Since you're starting to behave like one of those petulant children no one can tolerate, here is an explanation. I will try not to use too many big words.
SloppyJoe is supposed to be a pornoScrooge without his Jacob Marley.
porno refers, incidentally, to the site.
Scrooge is a man who was greedy and learned to not be greedy. What did he do? He never trusted another soul. He knew they wanted his money and he hated them for it. He never opened himself up to the companionship of others because he didn't trust them. Scrooge effectively closed himself out from others for reasons of greed through the devices of not trusting and not being emotionally open. Are you beginning to get the lightbulb over your pitiable excuse for cephalization yet?
Jacob Marley was Scrooges friend. Did you notice how I called you a "living Jacob Marley?" Jacob Marley died and then learned his lesson about being a cold, untrusting, hateful, greedy soul all of his life. He came back to warn his old friend Scrooge about the evils of having a cold heart and greed as a friend.
Since your little mind is probably still conjuring up Christmas carols, I'll go ahead and pick out the crayons and color the picture in for you.
Sloppyjoe was cold and laughed at people who trusted. His only friends--that would be you and Hannsypansy--laugh along with him. Scrooge without his Jacob Marley--the man who learned the hard way and sought to help his friend learn before it was too late. Sloppyjoe has no friends who learned--hard way or otherwise--to show him the error of his ways before it's too late. He simply has you, a living Jacob Marley.
For our next lesson, we will explore math. One plus one is how many? Two! Right!
alexandraaah
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Yay!
digitalmedia
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Don't worry she'll just supersize her order, that will fix it...
JazzManJim
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And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how you kill a gnat with a nuclear missile! 
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Lancecastor
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Re: Morons are fun to play with.
I thought your response was weaker than the attempted troll, no small feat...which made the adoring synchophancy afterwards from your fans moreso.
In short, not your best work.
The MultiHanns is/are right about one thing; your vocab is uneccessarily arcane and ott/foofoo. Poopoo a nous nous...too much dictionary doo doo. Fix that and the pickle will free your rectal region forthwith.
Hey, I see you've called Rick back off the road. I was wondering when he'd appear again.
Invent somebody smarter, faster, funnier, won't you?
Thanks
Lance
KillerMuffin said:
I thought your response was weaker than the attempted troll, no small feat...which made the adoring synchophancy afterwards from your fans moreso.
In short, not your best work.
The MultiHanns is/are right about one thing; your vocab is uneccessarily arcane and ott/foofoo. Poopoo a nous nous...too much dictionary doo doo. Fix that and the pickle will free your rectal region forthwith.
Hey, I see you've called Rick back off the road. I was wondering when he'd appear again.
Invent somebody smarter, faster, funnier, won't you?
Thanks
Lance
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Re: Re: Re: Morons are fun to play with.
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Re: Re: Morons are fun to play with.
You're a Sun reader arn't you.
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You're a Sun reader arn't you.
KillerMuffin
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Lance doesn't like my because I'm not his type of "grrl". I won't let him spank me and I don't coo and ooh over his manly, spankalicious charms. He prefers his women to kneel at his feet and enjoys attacking those that don't.
I don't like Lance cause he thinks that he's better than me and that he has a right, as a man, to dominate me.
He'd love me if I were a man. I'd be just like his good buddy, WD.
I don't like Lance cause he thinks that he's better than me and that he has a right, as a man, to dominate me.
He'd love me if I were a man. I'd be just like his good buddy, WD.
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KillerMuffin said:
That's more like it.
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I thought you were Moslim hater.4laterer said:
Your character is slipping up, I think.
