Question about personal lubricant...

[lilminx]

Is it possible to get sick from swallowing too much Astrogilde? I know, I know- it's a weird question, and obviously I'm asking for a reason (one which you probably don't want to hear about). Does anyone know of anyone who this has happened to?

 

[Rambling Rose]

glug glug glug

huh? wha...? oh this? it's umm...uh...

OK, you know you wanna tell the story, birthday girl. come on...give it up!

 

[DriveSouth]

I'm With Rose

'fess up, tell us all the details-

 

[lilminx]

Uh, well, ummm....

It's really not all that interesting. The person I was with lastnight was going down on me, and he went to use some Astroglide (because I tend to get dry at times- it has nothing to do with level of arousal for me). Well, when he went to pour a little, he missed and it all went into his mouth- not really sure how THAT happened- we were kind of drunk. Anyway, I think he ended up swallowing a lot and then today he felt really sick, and i don't think it was due to drinking....

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I think you can get sick from swallowing too much of anything, including water. I get sick if I have more than a medium to large glass of egg-nog, and I dearly love the taste of egg-nog so I have to be careful.

I don't think he will be sick forever - it is probably a temporary thing, but he shouldn't make it a habit.

 

[DriveSouth]

I see-

Nothing that having the chance to lick you once again tonight won't cure right away...

 

[XXplorher]

Uh huh, right…..

Minx, you naughty lil' poo mouth you…..



I recommend TRUE arousal

 

[lilminx]

XXplorher....
I didn't curse- why do I have a poo mouth? Accuse nasty of that, but not me!

And I WAS truly aroused- believe me!

 

[Domcop]

im the guy drowning in lube

we were, i would say, more than kinda drunk. lol
anyway- im not sure how it happened- i was using copious amounts of astroglide and being the retard that i am- (it was a little on the dark side in the room too) i squirted a decent amount right into my mouth. being the trooper that i am- ahem lol, i didnt mention it to lilminx. it tatsed a tad on the funky side. what was even more disturbing was the way it left my mouth feeling after we had both finished our amorous session. it was a nasty/slippery/ cotton mouth feeling.
i had a stomach ache when we woke up this morning and just wondered if anyone had a similar experience- as assinine as it may sound lol.
anyway- it was all worth it though because lilminx is such a wonderful person and makes my head spin like linda blair when we are together- hopefully i wont be projectile vomiting like linda blair from the astroglide later on lol.
and yes she was more than truely aroused- ask her- she will tell you just how truely aroused she was.

 

[XXplorher]

You changed your AV.... me likee

You have a poo mouth cuz you're a dirty lil' sex kitten. That's why. He went in there - and then you had some..... ; )


Sorry, I just don't recognize 'lack of lubrication' for vaginal sex. Have I given you my number yet? *grin*

 

[lilminx]

Thanks- I thought it was pretty cool, even though I'm not a blonde.

Sorry, I just don't recognize 'lack of lubrication' for vaginal sex. Have I given you my number yet? *grin*

I think it has something to do with me being on the pill. I've always had that problem (if you want to call it a problem). BTW, who ever said it was for vaginal sex?

 

[PowerOfOne]

~Laughing hysterically~ Sometimes life is fair and we get what we deserve. I applaud the recipient of the oral astrolube for being so honest! If I thought I would die from the overdose I would never have told anyone!! ~Still laughing~

 

[XXplorher]

Thanks- I thought it was pretty cool, even though I'm not a blonde.

Are you saying you've got TITS like that?! And legs?! Stop right there, seniorita. I'm stopping you for speeding.

I think it has something to do with me being on the pill. I've always had that problem (if you want to call it a problem). BTW, who ever said it was for vaginal sex?

Well that brings us right back to poo mouth (and I respect that urgency, hehehehe). Has nothing to do with the pill, minx. Like I said - do you have my number yet? But seriously - every girl I've ever dated was on the pill (cuz they like a clean cock). Change your pill........... or your man (I'm kidding).

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: im the guy drowning in lube

...being the trooper that i am- ahem lol, i didnt mention it to lilminx...

I was wondering why you swallowed it after you noticed your mistake! lol

That's too funny! Hope your tummy feels better soon.

Ruby

 

[Domcop]

Change your pill........... or your man (I'm kidding).

hey!!!!!
i resent that. - but since you are just kidding, i will let it slide ( no pun intended- see thread title above. lol)

 

[lilminx]

Are you saying you've got TITS like that?! And legs?! Stop right there, seniorita. I'm stopping you for speeding.

Well, no, they're not quite as nice, but I do get many compliments on them.

Well that brings us right back to poo mouth (and I respect that urgency, hehehehe). Has nothing to do with the pill, minx. Like I said - do you have my number yet? But seriously - every girl I've ever dated was on the pill (cuz they like a clean cock). Change your pill........... or your man (I'm kidding).

Actually, my doctor told me that it might have something to do with the pill, babe. Every woman reacts differently to the pill- I never get sick from it like some women do, but I have a natural lube problem most of the time- that's why they invented Astroglide- no biggie I don't need to change my man- believe me.... especially after this morning...


BTW, I have your number- it was written on the Literotica bathroom wall underneath "For a mediocre time, call..."

 

[XXplorher]

Re: Change your pill........... or your man (I'm kidding).

hey!!!!!
i resent that. - but since you are just kidding, i will let it slide ( no pun intended- see thread title above. lol)

Wait - you're the cop!!! Hehehehe
Nice helmet.


Dude, maybe you should drool more...... oh man, I'm on a roll. I recommend 'making her wait'.... (then again, I'm sitting here with a beer, blabbing on LIT, having NOT been laid last night - so what the fuck do I know, eh.)

 

[XXplorher]

Well, no, they're not quite as nice, but I do get many compliments on them.

Prove it. I'm the worlds best breast judger.

Actually, my doctor told me that it might have something to do with the pill, babe. Every woman reacts differently to the pill- I never get sick from it like some women do, but I have a natural lube problem most of the time- that's why they invented Astroglide- no biggie I don't need to change my man- believe me.... especially after this morning...

NEVER had that experience. NEVER. Care to guini pig yourself to the 'pill scientists'? They need to fix that problem, urgently.
.......seriously, I can tell you're sexually extroverted - but that IS a problem. Hell, it would be like me shooting blanks!!

BTW, I have your number- it was written on the Literotica bathroom wall underneath "For a mediocre time, call..."

That bitch. I knew I shouldn't have had that last beer........



PS Oh yeah, they invented 'astroglide' for buttsex........ ya poo mouth.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Wow... umm... I would have to say check the bottle. Since it is made for what its made for, it is not likely to be toxic. However, since you can't buy it at the grocery store, I am also going to assume it isn't edible. You will probably feela bit under the weather until it runs through your system. I would say if you are not feeling betting in a day or two, to go see a doctor. Embaressing thing to do, I know, but needs to be done, none the less.


Good luck next time!

 

[lilminx]

Prove it. I'm the worlds best breast judger.

Sorry- I don't have any pics of my boobies, but you can ask Domcop all about them

NEVER had that experience. NEVER. Care to guinea pig yourself to the 'pill scientists'? They need to fix that problem, urgently.
.......seriously, I can tell you're sexually extroverted - but that IS a problem. Hell, it would be like me shooting blanks!!

Hmmm... I don't know if I agree with you on that. It's not that I don't get wet AT ALL, but if you think about the situation we were in, all of my uh- own lubrication had been kind of licked away and uh, there was more needed for what we were ummm, doing... (geez, I'm getting so embarrassed talking about this).

PS Oh yeah, they invented 'astroglide' for buttsex........ ya poo mouth. [/B]

Astroglide is wonderful for many uses- buttsex being one of them.

 

[XXplorher]

Sorry- I don't have any pics of my boobies, but you can ask Domcop all about them

Nope – never take someone else’s perception. Always my own (hmm – reminds me of another thread….. *smirk*) And I didn't mean to step on your toes there Domguy. My bad.

all of my uh- own lubrication had been kind of licked away

Not possible.

Astroglide is wonderful for many uses- buttsex being one of them.

Look – did he do the booty or not?!!! HAHAHAHA
I want to hear the gorey details, heheh heh

 

[lilminx]

My lips are sealed- use your imagination...

 

[Domcop]

And I didn't mean to step on your toes there Domguy. My bad.

its domcop, explorer dude.
ill let this slide as well seeing as im in such a great mood.
since i know someone will ask- im in such a great mood because i didn't have to use my imagination last night and this morning lol.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Sorry- I don't have any pics of my boobies, but you can ask Domcop all about them

Have camera - will travel!

I don't know why I keep making that offer; nobody ever takes me up on it.

 

[XXplorher]

My lips are sealed- use your imagination...

That leaves one entry point (non 'lip'). I win. Buttsex.