Question about condoms..........

GhEtToBoY

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Umm,


Im basically a first time condom buyer here, as some of you know, I recently told you about my pregant GF, well, shes not so sure she is pregant anymore, because the test came out negative, it was an EPT test, and she doesn't believe the results of it. So due to her not being pregant, or whatever, She wants to have sex with me, she states this all the time. So, im being the better person, and buying some protection.


I need suggestions, or ideas on what condoms are the best kind to get.



Thanks in advance.
 
I won't lecture you on taking this long to buy condoms...

Latex is the way to go.

I've never noticed anything special about "pleasure x's" or any of that hanky-panky.


Just put the hat on your little man and go to town.
 
Buy the cheapest ones you see in the drug store...


Free clinic condoms are even better...cause they are free....yes, he's that cheap...
 
Even though your current sig-line is somewhat disgusting...

...and even though you're obviously a cheap bastard... ;) (j/k)

For some reason, Shaq... I dig you.

Maybe it's that av.

Or maybe it's because you accused me of being suave. :D

I'm not sure.
 
I'm about to be inflicted with my parents' company for several hours, but when I get back I'll dig out the last Consumer Reports issue on condoms for you.

I'm thinking that with a girl who convinces herself she's pregnant in spite of a pregnancy test, you need the strongest ones made.

If you can't wait 'til then, stick to the basics. Trojan and Lifestyles always get high ratings. Get something with a resevoir tip and a spermacidal lubricant.

When you put it on, remember to squeeze out the air in the tip before sliding it all the way down. Also pull on the tip a little to leave yourself some extra room in the tip. The last thing you want is for that puppy to break on you with this girl.

No matter what brand of condom you buy, the best guarantee that it will work is if you actually USE it, so don't get carried away in the heat of the moment. If you've got time, do a trial run before you go out with her to make sure you're comfortable with how they work. Don't worry, we won't watch while you do it. ;)
 
red_rose said:
Even though your current sig-line is somewhat disgusting...

...and even though you're obviously a cheap bastard... ;) (j/k)

For some reason, Shaq... I dig you.

Maybe it's that av.

Or maybe it's because you accused me of being suave. :D

I'm not sure.

"Ye're cool babay" Austin Powers
 
red_rose said:
:eek:

Condoms are sold by the BUCKET these days?!?!? :confused:

Damn.

yeah it's so great, 100 different condoms, and a bottle of lube and a handy steel paint bucket for $33.99 it's the greatest, when I move out I may buy 3 a month hehe
 
Nora said:


I'm thinking that with a girl who convinces herself she's pregnant in spite of a pregnancy test, you need the strongest ones made.

This is the best advice you'll get all day.
 
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