Question 2

[mynameisben]

As we all know, Pinocchio's nose grows when he tells a lie, and it does not grow when he tells the truth.

So, what do you think would happen if Pinocchio were to say, "My nose will be growing now."

 

[sr71plt]

As we all know, Pinocchio's nose grows when he tells a lie, and it does not grow when he tells the truth.

So, what do you think would happen if Pinocchio were to say, "My nose will be growing now."

He would fart and the fat lady sitting in front of him in the theater would turn in her chair and slap him across the face, sending his nose in the Orchestra pit and reducing the ensemble by one tragically speared second violinist.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Schrodinger's nose?

 

[Guest]

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[TE999]

Do you know how Pinocchio and his girlfriend have sex?

She sits on his face and he tells her lies.

 

[sr71plt]

Should spear a violist instead.

Just saying.

I first thought of celloist. But that would be too tragic.

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

Mmm, the rum must be flowing somewhere tonight.

 

[Guest]

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[sr71plt]

Mmm, the rum must be flowing somewhere tonight.

Yellowtail Shiraz here.