Fata Morgana
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I hate you, you cunt. I'm going to strap you down and force feed you airport sized Toblerones til your intestines explode and you die.
My word is final.
My word is final.
Queersetti - Death By Chocolate
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duranman
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Would you force feed me your cunt?....
Fata Morgana
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Like a foie gras farmer?
Queersetti
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When your time comes, you've got to go.
Fata Morgana
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Laurelle hasn't banned it yet. I might throw in some Dairy Milk torture.
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You've never suffered a Curly Wurly anally then?
Alas, no.
This thread does make me want to fly into Heathrow and glut myself on Cadbury chocolate until I explode and/or am filled with self loathing.
Queersetti
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Who's the fruit and who is the nut in that scenario?
Fata Morgana
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I'll provide the raisins. Plenty of nuts to be found on the GB.
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When I go, I want to go that way.
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Is your 'Death by Marmalade' thread still up, Fata? I enjoyed that one. Especially when Smoove got all crotchety and tired.
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He was only jealous cos I got your attention for a few minutes. Needy little bitch that he is.
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Oh my gosh, I want one of those.
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I'm pretty sure he loves me about as much as Eyer and #piglet do.
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Me too. I could just gnaw on it now whilst watching Jaws.
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The latter makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out of my skull with a rusty spoon then cram them up my arse just so I never have to read it's torrent of utter shite again.
Bit dramatic when there's an ignore button but you get my drift.
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This is how I know we'll be friends forever.
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Whoa. That intimidates even me.
Looks like we found something for cumcumcumcumcumcumcum to stick up her twat.
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I like the way you think. *nods*
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I'll have my chocolate before that, thanks.
