Qualifications for Taking My Cherry.

[Black_Bird]

A) You must be female.
B) You must over the age of 18.
C) You must have the maturity level of 20 year old at least.
D) You must have a personality of some type.
E) You must be some what of a moral person.
F) You must be at least marginally sane.
G) You must be some what attracted to me.
H) You must be physically attractive to me.
I) You must be healthy.
J) You must be single.
K) You must be willing to teach me.
L) You must be willing to endure long hours of watching Evangelion and dress up like Rei or Asuka at my whim for some kinky Shinji action!

Not many women meet these requirements; do you?

 

[michaelmt1]

A) You must be female.
B) You must over the age of 18.
C) You must have the maturity level of 20 year old at least.
D) You must have a personality of some type.
E) You must be some what of a moral person.
F) You must be at least marginally sane.
G) You must be some what attracted to me.
H) You must be physically attractive to me.
I) You must be healthy.
J) You must be single.
K) You must be willing to teach me.
L) You must be willing to endure long hours of watching Evangelion and dress up like Rei or Asuka at my whim for some kinky Shinji action!

Not many women meet these requirements; do you?

Must have time travel machine good for 20 years back





Mike

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[scylis]

L) is just wierd, man. though, i suppose it could be something worse, like La Blue Girl. in that case, i'd have to take your head.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Qualifications for Taking My Cherry.

H) You must be physically attractive to me. ???

Yes.

K) You must be willing to teach me. are you a fast or slow learner?

An attentive learner.

L) You must be willing to endure long hours of watching Evangelion and dress up like Rei or Asuka at my whim for some kinky Shinji action! I guess this one would also require me to know what you were talking about, wouldn't it?

Uh, yes it would.

 

[Cerberus666]

virgins are so damn picky.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Re: Qualifications for Taking My Cherry.

 

[Black_Bird]

L) is just wierd, man. though, i suppose it could be something worse, like La Blue Girl. in that case, i'd have to take your head.

... Pretty damn protective of La Blue Girl, aren't you? Or do you just want to be the next alien tenticle creature to fuck her?

 

[scylis]

... Pretty damn protective of La Blue Girl, aren't you? Or do you just want to be the next alien tenticle creature to fuck her?

not protective of it, i protect people from it. i heard there's even a live action version. that's just wrong.

 

[Black_Bird]

not protective of it, i protect people from it. i heard there's even a live action version. that's just wrong.

Live Action La Blue Girl? Do they use real alien tenticle demons?

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Qualifications for Taking My Cherry.

Shoot, well two out of three aint bad...or so I have heard.

Leave Meatloaf out of this, unless, of course, it has to do with some kinky food fetish.

 

[scylis]

Live Action La Blue Girl? Do they use real alien tenticle demons?

i don't know. i don't want to know.

 

[Black_Bird]

i don't know. i don't want to know.

Aw, well; that's too bad. I was going to go find you a copy.

 

[Cibo]

You better pick auska over rei foo!

 

[Black_Bird]

You better pick auska over rei foo!

Sorry; Rei isn't as bitchy, and she's got that whole blue hair thing going for her.

 

[Cibo]

Ya, but she doesn't have the body Asuka does tho...

 

[Black_Bird]

Ya, but she doesn't have the body Asuka does tho...

Rei fills out as she gets older.

 

[Cibo]

Heh maybe...but Rei is too...dull for me attitude wise...I'd need someone like Asuka to keep me not bored.

 

[Black_Bird]

Heh maybe...but Rei is too...dull for me attitude wise...I'd need someone like Asuka to keep me not bored.

No; Rei is anything but dull to someone who enjoys talking about philosopy... And she has a lot of common sense; something Asuka makes up only with arrogance.

Nope, Rei is definitely the girl for me.

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Why are we arguing over which anime character is better?

 

[Cibo]

Because it's late at night, I should be asleep but can't...and it's a great anime series.