porcelainheart
Perfect Hussy
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- Dec 18, 2007
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I like the direction this is taking....
Are you ever going to join us or are we just going to have to carry on without you?
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I like the direction this is taking....
Are you ever going to join us or are we just going to have to carry on without you?
I'm here, I'm mostly undressed.... what more do you want from me?![]()
*points at the stripper pole*
you know what we want![]()
...male strippers don't use a pole. We tend to bring our own...
LMFAO!
That was great! I have no comeback for that one...
*wipes tears*
Mentioning my pole has never brought a woman to tears before, I'm overwhelmed with emotions right now
Hey sexy, why don't you come shake that pole for me and porcelain???![]()
I think he's gone again.
Wsco but e'll just have to call the pizza boy or the sexy plumber![]()
Ummm, I think the pizza boy will do just fine! I'd rather have QSco, but if He keeps disappearing then I guess we'll have to call on someone else.![]()
I guess we can jump on the bed again while we wait for someone. LOL.
That's true and I'm thinkin' he has a camcorder set up, so he shouldn't miss anything.![]()
camcorders, voice recorders, nanny cams (and he doesn't even have kids!!), and I think the web cam is running too!![]()
Oh my, we could be watched by millions!!!!
I like that thought!
Merry Christmas and Season's Greetings! I'll be having only intermittent lit activity until the new year![]()
I would love to help take care of him too!
This thread does so much better when I'm not around.... haha