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Quoll

Quoll

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Often when I'm bored or searching for inspiration I start browsing for images (and occasionally other stuff), after awhile I tend to end up finding the same things over and over again, not hat unusual I guess as I know what I like.

But at times we need to broaden our horizons a bit, so here's the deal,
you give me a topic or subject or item and I'll see if I can find something representing said topic that inspires me and hopefully provides some entertainment for those viewing.
 
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x-rated knitting :D

I found a picture of a penis cozy awhile back. I'm thinking of branching out and doing custom orders. ;)
 
Shirtless male golfers. No, I've not switched teams! :rolleyes::D:D

This stems from an email I received a while back about a controversy requiring golfers to wear collared shirts. In said email, there is then images of beautiful women playing golf topless. I forwarded it to a few female friends because it's funny, and while they got the joke, they wanted a "girl" version. I dutifully set forth trying to find images of young shirtless studs playing golf and only found a handful of relatively acceptable candidates, the primary one being Hugh Jackman.

At any rate, I'd love to do the "girl" version of the email justice, I've just not had any luck finding quality images. Please, no douchebags, tatt'd out freaks, or aesthetically unpleasant candidates. (girls requested hunky calendar types )
 
bobsgirl said:
x-rated knitting :D

I found a picture of a penis cozy awhile back. I'm thinking of branching out and doing custom orders. ;)
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Yeh, peter heaters abound but I'll keep looking for the extra special, in the meantime here are some of the results so far, not specifically what you requested but I did specify that it inspire me.:D


Following is the pattern for X-RATED CROCHET....Danger Phallus's ahead.
Apparently some of the images were too rude for photobucket, here's the surviving image.

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v297/laamissa/shaftbottomofpenis.jpg
Hello fellow crafters!

Here is the pattern:
starts at base...
-ch 18, join w sl st
-ch 1, sc in ea st for 18 rows
-1 sc in next *skip 1, sc in next 2* (6 x's) {this is to decrease for 1 row before head shaping}
-2 sc in ea st around {starting to increase}
-1 sl st, *1 sc in next, 2 sc in next*
-1 sl st, 1 sc in next, *skip 1, 2sc in next* skip last st (12 x's) {on the decrease again}
-1 sl st, 1 sc *skip 1, 2 sc in next* (6 x's)
-1 sl st, 1 sc *skip 1, 2 sc in next* (5 x's) skip last st
-1sl st in every other st to close

[[the 4 rows that begin with 1 sl st ea seemed to make the crease under the head appear for me]]

now back to the base to add on the drawstring and holes (this step can be omitted if you dont want a pouch/cozy)...
-join yarn next to where started at the beginning continuing in the same direction ch 4, skip 2 sts, *dc in next st, skip 2, dc in next st* all the way around, sl st into 1st "hole"

now for the fuzz...
-join 2 strands of fun fur held together, ch 1, sc in ea st around, sl st to finish, sew in ends

for tie string...
-ch 1 strand of fun fur and 1 strand of matching yarn (i did brown and brown but you can pick any color you'd like) ch about 40
-weave the chain in and out of holes crocheted in at the end

I used a little stuffing and pushed it up into the head so it would keep its shape too
I wrote the pattern up as I went along so I hope that It works for anyone willing to give it a whirl

Enjoy! ~M​
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The search for BeeG's request threw up these gems from Threadbared

Bizarre Model Poses: A Threadbared Field Guide.

The "Menstrual Cramp"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose1.jpg

The "Discreet Armpit Sniff Test"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose2.jpg

The "Hey, What's That Over There?"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose6.jpg

The "Why Yes, I Do Practice Yoga"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose5.jpg

The "Waiting For The Mothership"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose3.jpg

The "Oh No, Did I Forget To Turn Off The Iron?"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose10.jpg

The "Bad News Coach...I Think I Pulled My Quadricep"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose7.jpg

The "Oh My God, I Am Never Drinking Tequila Again"
http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/12/pose4.jpg​
 
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Oh My God, I just snarfed my tea. ROFL!


So Quoll can you find me some hunky samurai?
 
 
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NippleMuncher said:
Shirtless male golfers. No, I've not switched teams! :rolleyes::D:D

This stems from an email I received a while back about a controversy requiring golfers to wear collared shirts. In said email, there is then images of beautiful women playing golf topless. I forwarded it to a few female friends because it's funny, and while they got the joke, they wanted a "girl" version. I dutifully set forth trying to find images of young shirtless studs playing golf and only found a handful of relatively acceptable candidates, the primary one being Hugh Jackman.

At any rate, I'd love to do the "girl" version of the email justice, I've just not had any luck finding quality images. Please, no douchebags, tatt'd out freaks, or aesthetically unpleasant candidates. (girls requested hunky calendar types )
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I knew there had to be a catch, delete, delete, delete.
 
Quoll said:
Not quite enough for a calendar.
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I think I may have found that first guy, I don't remember. The second guy is kinda douchy with the pants and boxer thing going on. And, those were the same photos of Hugh that I found and those were the most popular with the ladies.

At least I'm not the only one who couldn't find much.


BTW, those peter heaters were quite disturbing! LOL
 
NippleMuncher said:
BTW, those peter heaters were quite disturbing! LOL
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But you would never have to worry about freezer burn on your meat and two veg. . . just saying.

Hey Qbear,

Find me a pair of lady's black and white polka dot shoes with red heels please oh please oh please.
 
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Saucyminx said:
But you would never have to worry about freezer burn on your meat and two veg. . . just saying.

Hey Qbear,

Find me a pair of lady's black and white polka dot shoes with red heels please oh please oh please.
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Many thanks oh Qmeister. My big sister thanks you also, she is getting a pair for Christmas.
 
 
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Great thread!!
love the ninjas, shoes and retro poses

Backs - men's or womens
 
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