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Beebeeblue

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What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying..... A prick is the guy who owns it.

Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without a boner, make him a sandwich.

Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?
It's for Dickheads!

Why do men always pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blow jobs while they're behind the wheel.

A friend of mine used alcohol as a substitute for women. You know what happened? He got his penis stuck in the neck of the bottle!

Men are like bagpipes... You won't get anything unless you blow them first.



If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?
A hole in it.

What's the definition of a bastard? A man who boinks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you goodbye with a 12 inch tongue.

Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show.
 
meanwhile the restless wind blow's the tumble weed across the ghost town.
 
LMFAO!! I like the blondes in miniskirts joke - I'll have to use it sometime - he, he...
 
Why do they put brail on drive through teller machines?

If nithing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to pots and pans?
 
RAOTFLMFAO @ Turner.

Umm so are we to take it this is how you and Beebee got lil Beebee then?

Now that is a doll worth seeing :)
 
Not sure of exact position, but we have come to the conclusion it was a combination of Valentines Day, Rum, and Chocolate.
 
Well from what I see of Beebee and yourself, there would have been a hell of a lot of fun in there too.

Man I'm gonna be searching out your posts from now on :D
 
TurnerBackwards said:
If nithing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to pots and pans?

it's only non-stick on one side....


DAM.... i just hit 100....
 
Nicole said:
RAOTFLMFAO @ Turner.

Umm so are we to take it this is how you and Beebee got lil Beebee then?

Now that is a doll worth seeing :)

Nicole if you like I could email you lilBB's page. Or have you seen it already???
 
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