PV says she is in the perfect position to give BJ's

[Siren]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yet another reason why I wish I had a cock.

*sigh*

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's how I was designed. Blame Mattel.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

And there you have it.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

*ahem* she's Matell's version of Eskimo. I cannot attest to the accuracy of costume, though.

 

[Nora]

*hanging my head in shame*

14 billion barbie pics and not a single one appropriate to the thread. Excuse me, I must go fall on my sword now...

 

[metal_minx]

i dont think most inuits or eskimos line their hoods with pink ribbon and fuzzy faux fur

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

and a Walrus.

 

[metal_minx]

oh but they do..........the barbie line of eskimos do........

they also have a pet baby seal.

do they have "whale-harpooning ken"?

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Yes, that's how most Native Alaskans live these days. Mattel (just how is that spelled, exactly?? It's on my checks every week..but I never pay attention..) is always so accurate.

 

[Siren]

 

[metal_minx]

Yes, that's how most Native Alaskans live these days. Mattel (just how is that spelled, exactly?? It's on my checks every week..but I never pay attention..) is always so accurate.

its probably printed on your ass...get a friend to check for you

 

[Nora]

Nora, say it aint so,.............

I know. The shame will stain my family honor for generations.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm a gymnast. I'm bendy...it's Mattel.

The cold weather just makes my "skin" get hard and crack. I need lots of moisturizer.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

yeah, and lots of it. Sunscreen too.

 

[Nora]

Saving my family honor (and saving my carpet from the bloodstains from the ritual suicide)

 

[Private Vasquez]

Hands and Knees.

 

[scylis]

Eskimo Barbie MY FUCKING ASS!! she should be called Alaska Tourist Barbie!