Put a filthy thought into my head before my presentation

[Soma99]

I have a 30ish minute presentation to about 275 nineteen to twenty year olds (college sophomores) in about an hour and a half

The morning one went too smoothly- let’s see if any of you can make me look like a fool.

About 2ish months ago I got a promotion and basically do a bunch of presentations now, this afternoon is an easy one but, let’s see if any of you can fuck it up

Also my boss is still observing each one I do so if you really make me mess up it could really suck

So come on- what dirty stuff can you make me think about to throw me off?

(If your reading this after 2PM EST on Monday I have multiple presentations to faculty tomorrow, an off campus presentation Wednesday afternoon to some high school counselors, and Thursday morning one so feel free to try and mess those up for me!)

 

[DrRickMarshall]

Well, you could wonder about how many of them are picturing you naked or performing various sexual acts on them.

 

[Soma99]

Well, you could wonder about how many of them are picturing you naked or performing various sexual acts on them.

It’s a very heavily skewing male group so if it’s not most I might drive off a bridge!

 

[YesIamReal]

Well, you could wonder about how many of them are picturing you naked or performing various sexual acts on them.

Come now... she probably already does that on a regular basis.

Still pedestrian.. but scan the faces to see which of the men, women, or various other genders in the audience are trying to keep a straight face as their Dom/Domme is manipulating their oversized bluetooth buttplug vibrator from a distance.

 

[sicpup72]

The cute blonde in the front row with the short skirt isn’t wearing panties.

 

[YesIamReal]

OK, I know.

Wear a shortish skirt yourself (perhaps only just long enough so there is no risk, or, if you really dare, one that just might, at some moments, not be long enough), and go yourself without the panties.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

If anyone is brave enough to sit in the first row, imagine taking a break in the middle of your presentation to approach the individual sitting third from the aisle, on your left. As you walk up, unbutton the top three buttons of your blouse, so as to reveal your lingerie.

Observe their shock and building interest. Watch as their eye movements and dilation change when they accept your plan and become anxious. Watch them smile when they realize you're going to satisfy them where they sit, in a room full of their peers and instructors.

As you're still clicking through your PowerPoint kneel in front of them. With your arms splayed on their, now outstretched legs, look up at them and smile a sly, lustful smile.

 

[Soma99]

OK, I know.

Wear a shortish skirt yourself (perhaps only just long enough so there is no risk, or, if you really dare, one that just might, at some moments, not be long enough), and go yourself without the panties.

Sorry- I’m already wearing pants today- also it’s October in upstate NY- the skirts were put away a month ago!

 

[Soma99]

Come now... she probably already does that on a regular basis.

Still pedestrian.. but scan the faces to see which of the men, women, or various other genders in the audience are trying to keep a straight face as their Dom/Domme is manipulating their oversized bluetooth buttplug vibrator from a distance.

Ok that’s a fun game- I’ll see if I find someone who might be a good candidate for that!

 

[Soma99]

If anyone is brave enough to sit in the first row, imagine taking a break in the middle of your presentation to approach the individual sitting third from the aisle, on your left. As you walk up, unbutton the top three buttons of your blouse, so as to reveal your lingerie.

Observe their shock and building interest. Watch as their eye movements and dilation change when they accept your plan and become anxious. Watch them smile when they realize you're going to satisfy them where they sit, in a room full of their peers and instructors.

As you're still clicking through your PowerPoint kneel in front of them. With your arms splayed on their, now outstretched legs, look up at them and smile a sly, lustful smile.

This morning had people in the front row, but I think this afternoon is like 30 people smaller, we will see who that person would have been!

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

Imagine all those young virile male bodies nude... All with extremely erect, twitching and throbbing cocks... Most of them jerking and pumping as they watch you... Some of them being pumped by the cute female next to them.... If you're lucky they'll all cum at the same time at the your finale... Now I'm imagining how wet your pussy would be then....

 

[YesIamReal]

Sorry- I’m already wearing pants today- also it’s October in upstate NY- the skirts were put away a month ago!

I know what you mean.
I spent two years in Ithaca my self for grad school.

Is fall foliage peaking or has it already passed? In lower hudson valley it is just starting, probably a couple of weeks from peak.

 

[eric_erosfan]

I have a 30ish minute presentation to about 275 nineteen to twenty year olds (college sophomores) in about an hour and a half

The morning one went too smoothly- let’s see if any of you can make me look like a fool.

About 2ish months ago I got a promotion and basically do a bunch of presentations now, this afternoon is an easy one but, let’s see if any of you can fuck it up

Also my boss is still observing each one I do so if you really make me mess up it could really suck

So come on- what dirty stuff can you make me think about to throw me off?

(If your reading this after 2PM EST on Monday I have multiple presentations to faculty tomorrow, an off campus presentation Wednesday afternoon to some high school counselors, and Thursday morning one so feel free to try and mess those up for me!)

Put a lovesense down your panties and everytime you say "next slide please" have somebody buzz it.

 

[Soma99]

I know what you mean.
I spent two years in Ithaca my self for grad school.

Is fall foliage peaking or has it already passed? In lower hudson valley it is just starting, probably a couple of weeks from peak.

Ok so what is happening here is he is trying to do one of two things-

1- quietly brag that he went to an Ivy League school (Cornell) for grad school

Or

2- make you a think he might have gone to an Ivy League school while actually attending the small school (Ithaca College) next door

So what is it?

Honestly- IC is an awesome college- I had a friend that went there and she only had me up once because I got soooooooooooooo fucked up that I flashed a room full of people and then was found blowing a guy who my friend was involved in a group project with his girlfriend.
She was pissed that the girlfriend would quit the group. No idea how that worked out
I also lost my shoe before being brought back to her dorm and put to bed.

This was all before 10PM

 

[Soma99]

Put a lovesense down your panties and everytime you say "next slide please" have somebody buzz it.

Let me get to know my new boss a little better- maybe she would be done for handling the remote

 

[YesIamReal]

Ok so what is happening here is he is trying to do one of two things-

1- quietly brag that he went to an Ivy League school (Cornell) for grad school

Or

2- make you a think he might have gone to an Ivy League school while actually attending the small school (Ithaca College) next door

So what is it?

Honestly- IC is an awesome college- I had a friend that went there and she only had me up once because I got soooooooooooooo fucked up that I flashed a room full of people and then was found blowing a guy who my friend was involved in a group project with his girlfriend.
She was pissed that the girlfriend would quit the group. No idea how that worked out
I also lost my shoe before being brought back to her dorm and put to bed.

This was all before 10PM

Or
3 - tease out if you are in the lower tier, farther up like Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, etc.
4 - bond with someone up in the boonies who maybe in the coming winter might perhaps someone who is always radiating heat (my kids call it my superpower). And who has already proven he isn't afraid of a bit of upstate cold.
5 - has a genuine interest in fall foliage since he was noticing things starting to change locally and didn't remember how fast the change transitioned north to south.

I will admit to three of the above being absolute truth. And another one being only a perhaps.

 

[YesIamReal]

Let me get to know my new boss a little better- maybe she would be done for handling the remote

You just tripled the number of slides she will put in her next presentation.

 

[Soma99]

Or
3 - tease out if you are in the lower tier, farther up like Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, etc.
4 - bond with someone up in the boonies who maybe in the coming winter might perhaps someone who is always radiating heat (my kids call it my superpower). And who has already proven he isn't afraid of a bit of upstate cold.
5 - has a genuine interest in fall foliage since he was noticing things starting to change locally and didn't remember how fast the change transitioned north to south.

I will admit to three of the above being absolute truth. And another one being only a perhaps.

Hehehe- I’m just kidding- yes I am somewhere between the Syracuse, Rochester Buffalo, Ithaca, Cortland, Brockport, Utica, Geneseo area

 

[JusticeGrey]

So, every male who is at least .1% straight in the audience wants to have sex with you. Given. You should be trying to determine which would prove the must worthy of your company. Use whatever criteria you like: maybe you pick the cutest guy, maybe the best built, maybe there's one that looks like he's just your type. Or maybe, just maybe, one of them looks like he knows how to actually satisfy a woman. Perhaps he looks nerdy, perhaps he's seated between two attractive women who are paying more attention to him than you. Either way, you need to decide which guy would be the best suited to be your lover.

 

[eric_erosfan]

Let me get to know my new boss a little better- maybe she would be done for handling the remote

Good luck with your presentation. 250 young cocks. That is a lot of hot jizz in the audience. If only they knew how much you enjoy watching porn with others. All that cum would be yours.

 

[Soma99]

Good luck with your presentation. 250 young cocks. That is a lot of hot jizz in the audience. If only they knew how much you enjoy watching porn with others. All that cum would be yours.

LOL

I do email my presentation out after so they have access to the links in it- maybe I’ll throw an extra link in to a porn watch along to see if anyone actually uses any of this stuff!

Extra credit assignment!

 

[Soma99]

Ok off to go set up- it’s a little bit of a walk-

Hope you perverts leave me messages for when I get back!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Good luck.
Just know... that unbeknownst to you, many in the crowd are just staring at what some would call your "Camel Toe"

 

[Soma99]

Well it was pretty uneventful…….. I did stammer once, when a male student in the back row pulled his sweatshirt off (it was HOT in there since there have been people in that room all day)

I wasn’t expecting the abs that were revealed when his undershirt came up with his hoodie- mmmmm that caught my eye and threw me off for a moment

 

[eric_erosfan]

Well it was pretty uneventful…….. I did stammer once, when a male student in the back row pulled his sweatshirt off (it was HOT in there since there have been people in that room all day)

I wasn’t expecting the abs that were revealed when his undershirt came up with his hoodie- mmmmm that caught my eye and threw me off for a moment

I would never be able to teach with what girls wear around campus today. I would be stammering every 2 minutes.

But you should have invited the guy to a porn watch at your place.