Pussy......

This is what I'm talking about. It's obvious women don't like the names chosen by men and I don't blame them. This was the basis for a discussion in the story, where 10 lesbian couples are talking about calling it a new name, because of the names made by men. I'm a guy, I'll only come up with more guy names, how unusual.
 
I wrote a woman who called it her Cooch, and a 18th century woman who called it her cunny, if that helps?


... No, I didn't think it would. ;)
 
Ah, look at what I found:
http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?2594045-Names-women-call-their-vagina

I think this is a genuine list. You will notice that, although many of the names are humorous, not a single one includes "meat" or "burger." :rolleyes:

Quite an extensive list, Stella, thanks :). I've heard guys call it a Toilet, which I believe included their ass as well, so guys just don't quite have the sensitivity, or level of humour, that a woman has in regards to it. Guys aren't very fond of certain words used for their parts, so it should be obvious the other way around, but I guess not for most of them. I think Pussy or a derivative of it, has been the accepted norm for both sexes.
 
I never thought about guys not liking some words for their junk. What don't guys like?
 
If you could find a copy of the script for the vagina monologues it would be a gold mine.

Good idea SS:), I can watch it on YouTube and write down the best ones. I have twenty women shouting out names, so the more the merrier, really. I didn't want another all out sex fest for the chapter and more having all the women associate together as friends and have fun and of course, once the women have a few drinks and such, it gets around to talking of that subject. It'll be fun to write anyway.;)
 
In a future chapter coming up, the girls in my story are having a party and the topic of what to call their pussies, other than the names that are known to us. Any thoughts on a new name for that most special part of femininity?

I have always liked the Sanskrit word for the female sex organ, yoni.

I think that would fit in your story
 
Good idea SS:), I can watch it on YouTube and write down the best ones. I have twenty women shouting out names, so the more the merrier, really. I didn't want another all out sex fest for the chapter and more having all the women associate together as friends and have fun and of course, once the women have a few drinks and such, it gets around to talking of that subject. It'll be fun to write anyway.;)

I'd grab a couple beers and a box of tissues it isn't all fun and games.
 
I wrote a woman who called it her Cooch, and a 18th century woman who called it her cunny, if that helps?

A common expression at the time, I believe. I think it's where cunt comes from (or the same root).

I liked the list; penis fly-trap was funny.
 
Diminutive names, like dink, doodle, peepee, weiner, little guy, dickie, wick, pencildick and the list goes on.:D Happy now Stella
 
Diminutive names, like dink, doodle, peepee, weiner, little guy, dickie, wick, pencildick and the list goes on.:D Happy now Stella

I've actually known two guys know that used 'little guy'

But for them, it was like calling a bald man 'curly' or a tall man 'tiny' or a fat man 'slim'
 
I still say VOLUPUOUS MONKEY says it all:

Daphe sunk into a funk when Reginald called her bald beaver VOLUPUOUS MONKEY, the name reminded her of the hamster hung, Carnival World sycophant over at AH. I NEED A BATH, I FEEL SO UNCLEAN.
 
Peach springs to mid, lol x In the past my Pussy has been called 3 different names by 3 different Guys x...

My 'Peach'

My 'Pleasure Peach'

My 'Peachiello'... Don't ask

My 'Peach' is always nicely waxed and bare so love it to be described that way x A little sweeter than 'Pussy' and a whole lot more than 'C***t'

Kisses Suzanne x x x
 
Peach springs to mid, lol x In the past my Pussy has been called 3 different names by 3 different Guys x...

My 'Peach'

My 'Pleasure Peach'

My 'Peachiello'... Don't ask

My 'Peach' is always nicely waxed and bare so love it to be described that way x A little sweeter than 'Pussy' and a whole lot more than 'C***t'

Kisses Suzanne x x x

Well, that's just peachy keen.
 
Peach springs to mid, lol x In the past my Pussy has been called 3 different names by 3 different Guys x...

My 'Peach'

My 'Pleasure Peach'

My 'Peachiello'... Don't ask

My 'Peach' is always nicely waxed and bare so love it to be described that way x A little sweeter than 'Pussy' and a whole lot more than 'C***t'

Kisses Suzanne x x x

That made me think of Nick Cage in "Face Off" when he asks the stewardess for a peach.;) Mmmm, ripe, juicy, succulent flesh, sweet to the taste, I could eat a peach for hours.:devil:
 
Here's some to chew over, from the Dictionary of Sexual Terms:

fish mitten, antipudic, French fare, front bum, fingering the clit, forecastle, gentlemans delight, gentlemans garden, gee-string, green grove, green meadow, gyno shot, hairy pipi, hairy whizzer, hairy lasso, hairy magnet, holiday money, itching jenny, Jeanette Talia, Jemima, lap it, lower lips, lowlands, material part, most precious part(s), middle kingdom, muffet, autoscopophilia, aunt Annie, aunt Maria, aunt Mary, 5-alpha-reductase, 19-NET, altar of love, altar of pleasure, big V, can of brown polish, choca, chocha, chooch, cunniphrenia, cunny-haunted, cachanca, covered way, dark paradise, female pudendalia, female pudendum, fancy bit, muliebra, oat bin, palace of pleasure, pillars to the temple, playing field, pleasure place, promised land, rubyfruit, rubyfruit jungle, sportsmans gap, sportsmans hole, sugar bush, tender box, tender trap, that there, tinderbox, toy shop, triangle of love, tuna town, virgin treasure, water mill, underworld, upper holloway, whisper pot, womans privates, wooter, yellow road, yum-yum cake, package, fillet o' fish, canoe inspection, fish city, macrogenitalism, marble arch, manhole, manliness, muffin, mill, minge, mouse trap, mousetrap, muff pie, lues, leading article, light meat, Jack Straws castle, indecent exposure, ineffable, itcher, horse collar, fires of hell, fish-box, garden, garden of Eden, Gate of Horn, gate of life, fur burger, fur pie, furburger, fuzz burger, fuzzburger, halfpenny, harbour of hope, ha'penny, hair burger, growler, gorilla burger, cat's head cut open, chink, Botany Bay, bottom surgery, box unseen, cabbage field, cabbage garden, badger, bearded clam, bearded oyster, bearded taco, beauty spot, best part, anal fetishism, altar of hymen, agility, almanac(h), autoscophilia, fingerdoodling, finger pie, female genitorture, flounder, flower of chivalry, fly-catcher, fly-trap, fern, fertility symbols, County Down, f2m SRS, fadge, crackling, cookie, clitoropenis, cunt torture, Cupids furrow, Downshire, eel-skinner, etcaetera,

(The list goes on...)

That 5-alpha-reductase is weird, since that sounds like the name of an enzyme.

I heard that in some places (Japan, maybe?), it's called a bunny rather than pussy.

Oh, and did anyone mention the venerable honey-pot?
 
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Winners! Peach is lovely, and so is panoche. I'm stealing them immediately.

One of the real tragedies of porn is that the actual names for the genitals are so awkward and unpleasant. Vagina, penis, labia, glans, scrotum, testicles, clitoris -- all are ugly- or silly-sounding words. The usual majesty of Latin falls flat on its face down there.

And I'd like to point out that more than we need synonyms for pussy, we need more names for nipples. Buds really doesn't do it.
 
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Winners! Peach is lovely, and so is panoche. I'm stealing them immediately.

One of the real tragedies of porn is that the actual names for the genitals are so awkward and unpleasant. Vagina, penis, labia, glans, scrotum, testicles, clitoris -- all are ugly- or silly-sounding words. The usual majesty of Latin falls flat on its face down there.

And I'd like to point out that more than we need synonyms for pussy, we need more names for nipples. Buds really doesn't do it.

I refer to nubbins sometimes.
 
Wouldn't it be cool to know we started a new trend of calling it a Peach, instead of pussy. It could be traced back to this thread.;):)
 
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