pussy pocket

[babybrixo]

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[gardenia19]

Wtf? No.

 

[DarkPleasures]

lol Best answer by far.

 

[Caress40]

LOL - Seriously? (shakes head)

 

[IhateClowns]

So you are a mule for Carmex?

 

[kimbalee]

So you are a mule for Carmex?

*spew* LOL

oh my... ummm... just not sure about this.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

* pulls up chair, grabs big bucket of popcorn, sits back, to watch hilarity ensue...*

(I know, we're the PG, we're supposed to be kinder and gentler...but I loves me a good hijacking )

 

[crazy4cock]

Wow..let me see if you had mentioned my bra I could understand but pussy.....I have never put anything there that I didn't want to fuck

 

[Caress40]

Wow..let me see if you had mentioned my bra I could understand but pussy.....I have never put anything there that I didn't want to fuck

LOL - I love this answer!

 

[Miles Long]

It may start with lipgloss but once you start it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know it can turn into...

 

[RawHumor]

Wow..let me see if you had mentioned my bra I could understand but pussy.....I have never put anything there that I didn't want to fuck

Maybe her lip gloss is large and quite phallic.

Granted, that'd make it look even sexier when using it on her lips...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wow..let me see if you had mentioned my bra I could understand but pussy.....I have never put anything there that I didn't want to fuck

See, clearly, you're just too narrow minded...obviously the OP has a longer list of things she wants to fuck...which includes money and lip balm. Let's not judge...

 

[IhateClowns]

Has to be difficult putting your keys in the ignition while straddling the steering wheel.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I've tried to use one to keep my cock warm during the winter months, but my personality keeps getting in the way.

 

[IhateClowns]

Do you have to walk on your hands to open your umbrella?

 

[Edensgarden]

this probably sounds super random but ive always wondered how many other women do this....
have u ever used ur pussy as like a pocket to keep things in like if u don't have ur purse or anything with u?
I have a little tube that I roll up cash and put it there if I need or like if im out n don't have my purse I keep my lipgloss in there.

I'm assuming a pussy pocket comes with a matching asshat.

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm assuming a pussy purse comes with a matching asshat.

holy shit....you just doubled or even TRIPLED your storage capacity right there

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'm assuming a pussy purse comes with a matching asshat.

I thought the purse had to match the shoes.

 

[IhateClowns]

Just open and close your legs to turn the channel. Never have to look for the remote. Just sift through the rubble.

 

[crazy4cock]

I thought the purse had to match the shoes.

What about carpeting matching the drapes?....so many rules to follow

 

[luvthedesserts]

What about carpeting matching the drapes?....so many rules to follow

Pussies have drapes now?

 

[Edensgarden]

holy shit....you just doubled or even TRIPLED your storage capacity right there

Who doesn't love a good hat trick?

 

[IhateClowns]

Kate Spade is apparently way off

 

[Edensgarden]

Pussies have drapes now?

I wasn't aware they still had carpeting.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Ok so if you need fast cash how do you extract it? And what do you do when you get change?