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So, it is a hard life for a pussy.

She spends the entire day hot and stifled and hidden. Clothing isn't always kind to her. To be thruthful, most aren't that pretty to begin with (at least not until one is horny, then she looks and feels great...)


So any thoughts on moving seamlessly from mommy - to efficient worker - to sex goddess - and back?


Maharat
 
So any thoughts on moving seamlessly from mommy - to efficient worker - to sex goddess - and back?
My experience with mommys are none, so I'll leave that aside. But being an efficient worker can definitely be sexy in itself. There's something about that contained and focused energy that really turns me on.
 
So, it is a hard life for a pussy.

She spends the entire day hot and stifled and hidden. Clothing isn't always kind to her. To be thruthful, most aren't that pretty to begin with (at least not until one is horny, then she looks and feels great...)

So any thoughts on moving seamlessly from mommy - to efficient worker - to sex goddess - and back?

Maharat

I disagree that most pussies aren't pretty. The variety of shapes and colors always facinates me. Of course, by the time I get close enough to give it a REALLY good look I'm usually more interested in the "doing" than the "looking". :devil:

Regarding the other part of your post - I never wear panties or pantihose. I also usually wear a skirt so she gets to breathe. In a skirt (sans panties & pantihose) I am able to function very well as a mother, can work efficiently around others and, with the flip of a skirt - sex goddess. :D
 
I disagree that most pussies aren't pretty. The variety of shapes and colors always facinates me. Of course, by the time I get close enough to give it a REALLY good look I'm usually more interested in the "doing" than the "looking". :devil:

Regarding the other part of your post - I never wear panties or pantihose. I also usually wear a skirt so she gets to breathe. In a skirt (sans panties & pantihose) I am able to function very well as a mother, can work efficiently around others and, with the flip of a skirt - sex goddess. :D

Nice post. :)
I don't wear panties to sleep at night and when I wear panties I try to make them pretty and pussy friendly.
 
Pussy completely fascinates me, it's a most remarkable organ, and artistically, the interest of it's external visual complexity is only exceeded by it's behavioral and utilitarian complexity.

Unfortunately, we live in a cock worshiping culture and we're not supposed to mention it except in disparaging terms - "say, I'd like to become more intimately acquainted with your Vulva my dear" is the sort of pick up line that works only on a highly selective basis.

It's often reduced to "hole", which it is, and this has a certain ring under specific conditions, but it is so much more than that, it's as distinctive and even more versatile than the human face - it's touch can be as light as a feather or as hard as a rock.

At the same time, it's exposure is is supposed to be the most shameful thing a woman can do - it's worshiped as an incubator, feared as a sexual organ and blamed for all of mans ills.

No wonder women have issues.

Personally, several of my girlfriends have been the earthier types, fond of peasant skirts, sans trou for venting and cooling purposes - needless to say I have a small but healthy fetish for peasant skirts.
 
I disagree that most pussies aren't pretty. The variety of shapes and colors always facinates me. Of course, by the time I get close enough to give it a REALLY good look I'm usually more interested in the "doing" than the "looking". :devil:

While I like the doing, I think the looking and smelling are part of the fun. The first thing I usually do when I get down there is inhale -- ah, such a luscious scent!


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Regarding the other part of your post - I never wear panties or pantihose. I also usually wear a skirt so she gets to breathe. In a skirt (sans panties & pantihose) I am able to function very well as a mother, can work efficiently around others and, with the flip of a skirt - sex goddess. :D

Maybe you can explain to me something I've never understood, then. Women without panties are a staple of erotic fiction, but how do you keep from soiling your garments? If something turns you on in the middle of the day, wouldn't you leave wet spots everywhere? I always thought those pantyless women in fiction were figments of the imagination, for just those reasons.
 
[...] we live in a cock worshiping culture [...]Personally, several of my girlfriends have been the earthier types, fond of peasant skirts, sans trou for venting and cooling purposes - needless to say I have a small but healthy fetish for peasant skirts.

umm, go easy with that "WE"! :devil:

(and yes, peasant skirts are HOT! Especially when the outline the curves of a beautiful butt!)
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While I like the doing, I think the looking and smelling are part of the fun. The first thing I usually do when I get down there is inhale -- ah, such a luscious scent!




Maybe you can explain to me something I've never understood, then. Women without panties are a staple of erotic fiction, but how do you keep from soiling your garments? If something turns you on in the middle of the day, wouldn't you leave wet spots everywhere? I always thought those pantyless women in fiction were figments of the imagination, for just those reasons.
When I have a passing erotic thought during the day, I go through a little pussy clench and feel a damp thrill but the amount of lubrication I release is akin to that beading on a man's penis as his body prepares for sex. It's fingers, tongue or cock that releases larger quantities from up inside my vagina, it doesn't generally drip just because I'm slightly aroused, I need to be actively spreading my wet around.
 
Ahh, there's nothing quite like the sensation of a hot, wet pussy coming alive under your fingertips - the quiet moans as you delve more deeply into the womb.
 
While I like the doing, I think the looking and smelling are part of the fun. The first thing I usually do when I get down there is inhale -- ah, such a luscious scent!

Yum!


Maybe you can explain to me something I've never understood, then. Women without panties are a staple of erotic fiction, but how do you keep from soiling your garments? If something turns you on in the middle of the day, wouldn't you leave wet spots everywhere? I always thought those pantyless women in fiction were figments of the imagination, for just those reasons.

Ha! Unless I'm wearing a panty liner (sans panties) that can happen just as easily with panties - thongs just ain't all that absorbent! Usually, if I get a little turned on, I excuse myself and say hello to MS. Kleenex.

I'm not saying that I haven't left wet spots from time to time, but it never has really been that big of an issue. Erotic fiction not withstanding, for me anyway, Niagara Falls isn't the norm by ANY stretch of the imagination. I get damp from thoughts and looks, but it usually takes some actual stimulation to get me wet enough to leak to any great extent.

You mean that you NEVER go "commando" ?
 
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Ahh, there's nothing quite like the sensation of a hot, wet pussy coming alive under your fingertips - the quiet moans as you delve more deeply into the womb.

Bloody Nora - you can delve into the *womb*? How long *are* your fingers????
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ps- I also go sans underwear under long skirts, but prefer something brief and cotton when wearing trousers to avoid any unpleasant chafing and also to cut down on the wash load :D
 
Bloody Nora - you can delve into the *womb*? How long *are* your fingers????
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ps- I also go sans underwear under long skirts, but prefer something brief and cotton when wearing trousers to avoid any unpleasant chafing and also to cut down on the wash load :D

A figure of speech, it sounds better than "Vaginal canal" - but I'd be happy to give you a chance to find out how long my fingers are...
 
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So, it is a hard life for a pussy.

She spends the entire day hot and stifled and hidden. Clothing isn't always kind to her. To be thruthful, most aren't that pretty to begin with (at least not until one is horny, then she looks and feels great...)


So any thoughts on moving seamlessly from mommy - to efficient worker - to sex goddess - and back?


Maharat

Allow me to wax feminist for a moment. All three of those are merely facets of the marvel known as Woman. Moving from mommy to efficient worker to sex goddess and back is like looking at the top, sides, and bottom of a diamond. You are not one then another then the next, you are merely highlighting one aspect at that moment.

I know for me, moving from daddy to worker to stud muffin is about what I'm wearing and how I prepare myself; what cologne I put on, the snug jeans versus the looser jeans versus the khakis, or even just the way I think at the moment.

I suggest, and this from an observer of mommies / workers / goddesses, wear what you feel comfortable and sexy in. Your sense of self and your attitude do more than any kind of underwear.
 
Bloody Nora - you can delve into the *womb*? How long *are* your fingers????
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Actually, there something of a linguistic void there, if you'll forgive the unintentional metaphor - "Vulva" has floral overtones, and "Womb" has connotations of darkness, warmth and security - but there really is no good word to describe the passage between.

Main Entry:
1pas·sage Listen to the pronunciation of 1passage
Pronunciation:
\ˈpa-sij\
Function:
noun
Date:
13th century

1 a: a way of exit or entrance : a road, path, channel, or course by which something passes b: a corridor or lobby giving access to the different rooms or parts of a building or apartment2 a: the action or process of passing from one place, condition, or stage to another b: death 1a c: a continuous movement or flow <the passage of time>3 a (1): a specific act of traveling or passing especially by sea or air (2): a privilege of conveyance as a passenger :

Synonyms: approach, avenue, path, route, way
Related Words: bypath, byway, lane; bypass, drive, freeway, highway, road, street, thoroughfare; trace, track, trail; airway; channel, watercourse, waterway; door, doorway, gate, gateway, portal
"Portal" perhaps - "threshhold" is obscure and technically inaccurate, other architectural metaphors, "lobby" or "foyer" ring a bit flat to me though they do suggest the waiting that is usually entailed from a more cynical perspective - an Eastern European phrase is "the examining room", I'm told - any suggestions?
 
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A figure of speech, it sounds better than "Vaginal canal" - but I'd be happy to give you a chance to find out how long my fingers are...

I think my husband might have something to say about that...
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"Chamber" maybe, I could go either way on "vault", both of which do however posses the charm of technical accuracy.
 
So, it is a hard life for a pussy.

She spends the entire day hot and stifled and hidden. Clothing isn't always kind to her. To be thruthful, most aren't that pretty to begin with (at least not until one is horny, then she looks and feels great...)


So any thoughts on moving seamlessly from mommy - to efficient worker - to sex goddess - and back?


Maharat

I'm a guy. I've had a few pussies, but not one I could call my own, so my perspective is skewed, but... I think (and have read and heard) that moving from mommy & worker, then to sex goddess isn't in the pussy -- it's in the mind. But that is helped (or hindered) by her partner, assuming the partner is male (as far as I can tell). Some men have a difficult time seeing the mother of their child as a sex goddess once she becomes a mother. If a woman is having a hard time with the transition, it's not always (perhaps even seldom) her fault. She needs support, reassurance, help with daily chores, etc. to deal with these duel roles she now has.

Anyway... just my 2 cents and of course I could be wrong and it may not be long before someone tells me I am... :)

ETA: I too disagree that most aren't pretty.
 
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