Purple Haze is Trying to Make Me Gay

[Angel]

It's a conspiracy!

 

[Purple Haze]

Just so I can watch. hehehe!

 

[Laurel]

He doesn't want you actually gay - he wants to see two naked chicks together, with the idea that he be in the middle at some point.

 

[Never]

Purple Haze, I'd like to present you with a gift from the LSL (Lesbian Society of Literotica) for your hard work in corrupting the young girls over the internet and trying to make them gay.

Yes, it's a 150 piece set of Tupperware!

 

[Angel]

If I ever have sex with another female it will be with JUST another female.

 

[Never]

That's is Angel!
Why, you should go out and have sex with a woman right now just to show him who's boss!

 

[Laurel]

Purple Haze, I'd like to present you with a gift from the LSL (Lesbian Society of Literotica) for your hard work in corrupting the young girls over the internet and trying to make them gay.

Yes, it's a 150 piece set of Tupperware!

Wow, PH! Congratulations! What does he get if he actually converts one?

 

[Laurel]

That's is Angel!
Why, you should go out and have sex with a woman right now just to show him who's boss!

LMAO!!!!

 

[Never]

More Tupperware.

Don't ask me why but we of the LSL have a surplus if Tupperware which we never actually use

 

[Angel]

That's is Angel!
Why, you should go out and have sex with a woman right now just to show him who's boss!

I've already had sex with a female. It was a few years ago but I still did dangit!

 

[Purple Haze]

I love tupperware.

I also love girls kissing.

I'm not sure that making girls gay is a good thing though.

Must be my charm and good looks?

 

[Never]

.. Oh, what's this?
Methinks I'm going to have to take away Purple Haze's Tupperware.

Thanks for the information Angel. Now explain how even the straight women on this board have more sex with other women than I...

 

[Purple Haze]

Or me.

 

[Angel]

ROFLMAO I duno. Theres just one Female i know IRL who I become instantly wet for every time I'm in her presence.

Otherwise most chicks don't do a thing for me. (Not NONE, MOST)

 

[Laurel]

I love tupperware.

I also love girls kissing.

I'm not sure that making girls gay is a good thing though.

Must be my charm and good looks?

I think they call it Lou Diamond Phillips syndrome. My aunt had it. The man she was married to for 15 years suddenly decided he'd rather live in a condo on the beach with a 23-year old college dude. True story!

 

[Purple Haze]

Maybe it was the condo on the beach.

 

[Angel]

I want a condo on the beach.

I need a sugar daddy or something.

 

[Purple Haze]

Daddy wants to see your boobers, want some sugar?

 

[Angel]

I was thinking more like 80 grand.

 

[Laurel]

Maybe it was the condo on the beach.

Huh. Maybe!

 

[Purple Haze]

$80,000 to see your boobers?

(checks pockets)

Damn!

 

[Angel]

Ah well. I'll just get a sugar daddy or something.

 

[Purple Haze]

You sure you want some stinky old man playing with your ta-ta's?

How about a very horny middle-aged dude that can dance?

I do impressions too.

 

[Angel]

I just want a condo on the beach.......






HEY PH! You have mail (No boobies tho)

 

[Purple Haze]

........and I cook!

(grumbles)