Purple Haze is fucking Barbie

[Siren]

 

[lovetoread]

But where does it go?

 

[Raina]

Is PV aware of this?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

SHiiiiiiiiiiiit!

 

[Purple Haze]

She has a hole now.....

Two of 'em, and I'm working on number three.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I have a very nice hole, thanks!

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Be gentle!

You don't want those little plastic curlies all over the place. They're such a bitch to clean up.

 

[Purple Haze]

Nice breasts, they're so firm.

 

[Private Vasquez]

and perky.

 

[lovetoread]

What about nipples? I dont think she has any.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm workin' on that. Nipples take time.

 

[Nora]

Well Jezus H Christ, who the hell ISN'T fucking Barbie?

 

[Purple Haze]

The smell of burning wood and plastic is driving me insane.....

 

[Private Vasquez]

Go Barbie Go!!

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

And why the hell are there Barbie threads in the first place?

Leave me be!

 

[Nora]

Neither. Those are just a couple more of the 4 billion other generic barbie-fuckers out there.

It's my Barbie-dar. Kinda like Jew-dar or Gay-dar, only different. It feeds directly to my cell phone, pager and email so that i know when to bother posting. *nodsnods*

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

I'm Jewish. I'm allowed to have Jew-dar. Honed from years of Hebrew School...

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't have any kind of " "-dar...should I be concerned?

 

[Siren]