Puns

[EmpressJosephine]

We Need More Lesbian Puns!

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[Sundayschild]

That's cute.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

Winning the tournament increased the tennis champ's net worth.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If the Times Square Ball failed to drop, it would still probably be the most widely televised instance of someone dropping the ball.

 

[done_got_old]

Asking for a friend..."Is 'buttcheeks' one word or should I spread them apart?"

 

[done_got_old]

Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

 

[done_got_old]

Developing the ideal golf green takes a lot of input.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

You can have semen and seamen inside you, and at the same time.

 

[done_got_old]

A Chinese lady bought Indian clothing, so it’s Hu’s sari now

 

[mnbreastluver]

Stealing someone's glasses is effectively robbing them blind.

 

[done_got_old]

While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and
stole everything.
They were pirates of the
car I be in.​

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

A group of ophthalmologists proposed a resolution to make 2020 the 'Year of the Eye'. The resolution was passed unanimously. The Eyes had it!

 

[done_got_old]

Just changed my computer password to "Alcatraz".

Now the 'ESC' button won't work.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you have sex to get pregnant, you're literally doing it for shits and giggles.

 

[done_got_old]

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite.

He said, "NaBrO."

 

[done_got_old]

I recently got fired from my job at the restaurant for stealing utensils. I didn't care. It was a whisk I was willing to take.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Viagra is technically "a hard pill to swallow."