Puns

If the Times Square Ball failed to drop, it would still probably be the most widely televised instance of someone dropping the ball.
 
While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and
stole everything.
They were pirates of the
car I be in.​
 
A group of ophthalmologists proposed a resolution to make 2020 the 'Year of the Eye'. The resolution was passed unanimously. The Eyes had it!
 
I recently got fired from my job at the restaurant for stealing utensils. I didn't care. It was a whisk I was willing to take.
 
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