Puns

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Losing all your teeth would really suck.

 

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http://www.painfulpuns.com/monkeyFeces.jpg

 

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[mnbreastluver]

If you're checking out your butt while in a changing room, you're just looking through rear view mirror.

 

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Only a nickel for an embroidered pinwheel? Good buy, crewel whirled!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you tell someone that you haven't used the toilet in a year, they will assume that you are full of shit.

 

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[DeepGreenEyes]

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When the roads are coated with ice, it’s vest to prudently a dress the thread level.

 

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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them
"substitooths".

 

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My job at the diaper factory stinks.

I need a change.

 

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This is the wurst Christmas tree I've ever seen!
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Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A: A broken drum, you can't beat it!

 

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A goat giving birth is just kidding.

 

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Body shops do a bang up business.

 

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[Ask For More]

I named my stomach Budapest, because it's the capital of Hungry.

 

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What are keets and why are they always sold in a pair?

 

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My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickel. He was rushed to the hospital. The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied, "No change yet".

 

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