Puns

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I didn't work 40 hours a week at the medical marijuana store. I was a pot time worker.

 

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[mnbreastluver]

Are you bald? Have your head covered in tiny rabbit tattoos. From a distance they look like hares.

 

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[done_got_old]

Aloha is a soft laugh.

 

[done_got_old]

Arguing with the waiter that battery power is superior to fossil fuels made for a highly charged environment.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you put nutella on salmon you get salmonella.

 

[done_got_old]

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe....

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you order a clock and it gets delivered to you, your time has come.

 

[done_got_old]

Mirrorjuana - what people get high on looking at their selfies

 

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[mnbreastluver]

If you watch ice melt, you’ve technically watched Ice Age.

 

[done_got_old]

I owned two racetracks but I rented them to others. I was the lessor of two ovals.

 

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I was so very close to winning the World's Most Congested Nose Competition....But I blew it in the last minute.

 

[L8tnIt]

I'd tell you about a joke I know of a broken pencil, but that's pointless.

 

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The New England artist just brushed it aside when people gave her the nickname Yankee Doodle.

 

[done_got_old]

The retired weaver liked to watch Star Trek and Lassie re-runs, dividing his leisure time between the warp and the woof.

 

[done_got_old]

Juneau the capital of Alaska?

 

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[done_got_old]

Ratify is how a witch turns a person into a rodent.