Puns

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People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.

 

[Eisranac]

People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.

...especially when you are so Hungary that you cannot wait until dusk and will use your best China for serving Turkey and other similar types of food.

 

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...especially when you are so Hungary that you cannot wait until dusk and will use your best China for serving Turkey and other similar types of food.

 

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Of all the different blood groups, type O’s make the most spelling mistakes.

 

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I painted half of my face like a clown today and went for a drive. I'm not sure everyone saw the funny side.

 

[Eisranac]

so if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

For some guys on Literotica, it's known as Constant in nipple.

 

[witchydiana85]

I heard a car rental place is being opened on the seventh planet in our solar system.

Uranus-Hertz.

 

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Bisons means about boy twins.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If a short psychic broke out of prison you would have a small medium at large.

 

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I have trouble liking brass bands. They are all made up of a bunch of blowhards.

 

[Eisranac]

I have trouble liking brass bands. They are all made up of a bunch of blowhards.

Do you prefer rubber bands instead — or is that considered a stretch?

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you anger a scientist, you've created a mad scientist.

 

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[Eisranac]

Any sexual discussion on Literotica that involves raw pastry dough should be discussed in the Say what you Knead to Say thread, and if you're dining at a restaurant, just walk in:

...no holding back, no reservations.

 

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Did you hear about the fly on the urinal? It got pissed off .

 

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I just heard that Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson are merging and their new name is going to be: TittyTitty Bang Bang!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Why have I never opened this thread before? Y’all are hilarious. Thanks for making my evening.

 

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Poor Charley Brown is suffering from hallucynations.