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The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.
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It tried to brush it aside, but was unsuccessful.
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Doughnut, that word has a certain ring to it
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The man working in a dowel factory has his job pegged.
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"There is no present like the thyme," said the cook.
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Dieting fraud is high weigh robbery.
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When deciding between climbing up or using a tool, choose the ladder.
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I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
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My pursuit of perfect speech has become a diction.
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If you have questions about herbs, I have some sage advice.
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I am floored that that happened.
I hope that it was able to finally have a clean sleep.
I bristled when I read that.
That is sweet, but to me, it has a hole other meaning.
I wood agree with that statement.
Was Rosemary the name of the cook? Because I parsley remember someone like that.
Or maybe that was Herb instead.
Law enforcement should pound the pavement more to scale back this crime.
...and take things one step at a time once you have reached your decision.
That just about covers it, and the reason is because you went from steal to aluminum.
Try to wrap your brain around that bit of heavy metal.
That was sleet of you to share.
I hope your grammar or grandpa did not scold you for being drug into, and being taken away by, the vocabulary.
This is a good way to spice up this thread.
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When the doctor said I had a problem with my patella I had a knee jerk reaction.
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Hmm...jerk patella...sounds like an Italian Jamaican fusion dish that one kneeds to dine on.
Which joint serves it?
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You are in a rather bubbly mood today.
How refreshing.
Can you stand revealing your crush?
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Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
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Now that is waxing poetic — unless they are on Crayola payola.
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It's OK to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it.
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We all should take a page from this book of advice and bind to it, to borrow from an old saying.
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How does the insect fall asleep?
To its cicadian rhythms.
To its cicadian rhythms.
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...and that does not bug you at all?
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It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
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...especially for those who are not as sharp and are unable to get the point.
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