Puns

[done_got_old]

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

 

[Eisranac]

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

I am shocked at that current problem.

More power to you, then.

 

[done_got_old]

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

 

[Eisranac]

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

That is a switch.

To change the subject — as well as the batteries — why is attacking someone with pepper spray considered assault?

 

[done_got_old]

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

 

[bunny4med]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[Eisranac]

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

Someone must have been bored with the logic of that logic board.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Well, at least you stepped up to the plate and took a swing at that one — no matter how off base it sounds — but you were able to run with it without getting out of line, which is good.

 

[done_got_old]

The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.

 

[Eisranac]

The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.

Well, I wood think so!

It is nice to see someone branch out into new technologies so that the world does not leave him or her behind. I am rooting for him and his treemendous accomplishments.

 

[Ask For More]

Well, I wood think so!

It is nice to see someone branch out into new technologies so that the world does not leave him or her behind. I am rooting for him and his treemendous accomplishments.

Well, someone didn't leaf any puns out.

 

[Eisranac]

Well, someone didn't leaf any puns out.

...and why knot?

 

[Ask For More]

...and why knot?

Fir sure, I agree with you.

 

[Eisranac]

Fir sure, I agree with you.

Oakay — at least we agree on something.

I apologize for being a pain in the ash. I do not mean to overwhelm this thread.

 

[Ask For More]

Oakay — at least we agree on something.

I apologize for being a pain in the ash. I do not mean to overwhelm this thread.

Not to worry, your bark is worse than your bite.

 

[Eisranac]

Not to worry, your bark is worse than your bite.

If that is my crowning achievement, I be-leave I can think of worse...

...and as long as you have not had your chlorophyll of me, I will keep posting here.

 

[Ask For More]

If that is my crowning achievement, I be-leave I can think of worse...

...and as long as you have not had your chlorophyll of me, I will keep posting here.

I promise not to palm you off onto someone else.

 

[Eisranac]

I promise not to palm you off onto someone else.

Good. I am glad you did not twig out on what I post here. I did not want to irrigate you to the point where you ask me “Water you talking about?”

 

[Ask For More]

Good. I am glad you did not twig out on what I post here. I did not want to irrigate you to the point where you ask me “Water you talking about?”

I sea what you did there.

 

[Eisranac]

I sea what you did there.

Well, then, I will wave to you.

 

[done_got_old]

If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

 

[Wkd_Macey]

Did you know that 'Innuendo' is Spanish for suppository?

 

[done_got_old]

People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.

 

[Eisranac]

If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

That was fowl; but it probably flew over the heads of some people.

Did you know that 'Innuendo' is Spanish for suppository?

I suppose — similar to how bacteria is the rear of a cafeteria?

People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.

That is a key point to remember.

 

[done_got_old]

Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl

 

[Eisranac]

Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl

Did you at least order a Tab?

Homer Simpson once did after he tried finding the Any key.