Puns

[LanguageOfLove]

per request...

How do you make a hormone?
Punch her in the stomach!

Ouch! it hurts! This one is funny!

 

[backformorefun]

Ouch! it hurts! This one is funny!

glad you like it!

 

[done_got_old]

per request...

How do you make a hormone?
Punch her in the stomach!

It struck my funny bone. Thanks for posting.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

This is what it said:

"A guy mushroom walks into a bar, but the bartender kicks him out. The mushroom says "C'mon, I'm a fungi"

Wa Wa Wa Waaaa.

Sorry, bad one, so bad its so good.

 

[done_got_old]

Gardeners always know the ground rules.

 

[Ask For More]

A dentist and a manicurist went on a date. It didn't go well, they ended up fighting tooth and nail.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Just saw this today


"Are you free tomorrow?"

reply "No I'm expensive"

lol

 

[calculated_risks761]

What do you say when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

 

[done_got_old]

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

These puns are so, welly pun-ny.

lol

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Oh I saw this one today

"If you clean a vacuum cleaner,

doesn't that make you a vacuum cleaner?"

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Saw this one today

Lady to her date says: "I'm a big country fan"

The other person on the date says "China is very large"

lol

End of the date

 

[LanguageOfLove]

If a goose and another goose get together and do a fist bump, that's called goosebumps.

lol

ba da ping!

 

[done_got_old]

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine

 

[_valkyrie_]

Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries.

 

[done_got_old]

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

 

[Ask For More]

You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.

 

[done_got_old]

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

 

[done_got_old]

For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.

ouch...lol

 

[done_got_old]

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

 

[_valkyrie_]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

 

[done_got_old]

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

 

[done_got_old]

I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.

 

[done_got_old]

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.