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Expertise

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In one form or another this has been done but screw it i'm interested in an up to date version.

I was wondering if you had the opportunity to spend an evening just talking (NO SEX PLEASE) to people from this board who would you want to invite to this group tete a tete.

I imagine a atmosphere reminiscent of an English Mens Club. Leather Club Chairs, subdued lighting, a discreet and able bartender, rivers of fine wine and drinks. And of course ...great conversation.


If any "lets always blow sunshine" people say EVERYONE ... I will hunt you down.;)
 
It's presumptuous of me of course -

But presumptuous'ness be damned -

I'd love to invite myself. Many would scoff though - I don't care. I'm sure you'd be there. And other than flamingoblue and all the ladies - I really don't know anyone all that well.
 
I hate people who are always "blowing sunshine" ugh..how annoying....*looking around* "hey, why is everyone staring at me?"

my list...

1. Never. cause I love people with the same sense of humor & appreciation of sarcasm as me.
2. Mr. Toad. you can never have to many virgins hanging around.
3. Felix. well we would have to have somebody to banter with.
4.....Oh Hell Expertise....I just can't do it...I want everyone there!!!
 
Lets set the limit at a dozen guests per post

Actually Sparky you would be pretty high on my list...even though I know your feelings on cocktail parties.
 
Well -

There are cocktail parties and then there are parties with cocktails - it all depends on the quality of the party in question. My hunch is that in this case the quality would be fairly high.
 
Adoratrice

2. Mr. Toad. you can never have to many virgins hanging around

I actually rated on someones list as a person they would like to meet, woohoo.

As for who I would like to meet besides the women for the obvious reasons I would like to meet Dixon Carter Lee, he reminds me with his thought provoking posts of where I once was in my life, not that i have gotten better or worse, I would love to sit down and have a civil debate with ya sometime DCL.

Also I wouldnt mind a take with each of the different fetish specialists just to learn how the mind works.
 
Re: DLC

Toad Boy says re DLC (the TV referencing couch potato) -

"where I once was in my life"

Toad, you Jerry Mathers? Are you?
 
not the last time i checked my birthcertificate but you know how those things change every time you look at them
 
Okay -- this is a Gentlemen's Club atmosphere -- good drinks, soft, deep leather chairs and couches, dim lighting and fire light?

In that case -- Felix, because I could use the sleep.
 
Expertise dearest, I can't help but notice, you did not give your list.

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.
 
Dixon Carter Lee, Jade, Earthgoddess, Siren, Creamy Lady, bobtoad, Bonnie Wee Lassie, Expertise, Nicole, Endlessly, ShyGuy, Laurel

I think everyone on this board is interesting, but these are the people whose posts I enjoy reading the most. I don't always agree with them, but I look for posts that make me think or at least make me laugh, sometimes both.
 
Awwww thank you.

If I had to pick people it would have to be....

1) Lasher because he seems like a person you could get into a deep conversation about very intense topics

2) Wizard because we could have a good conversation about anything wether we agree or not

3) Laurel because I love talking to strong business minded women.

4) Isabella because we would have fun

5) DCL only if he brings those naked pics. LOL

6) Siren because she is a bitch just like me.

7)And too many more to mention. Hell why not all come over!
 
In no particular order of importance

Isabella Thorne
Expertise
KillerMuffin
Never
Weird Harold
Roger Simian

That's all that I can think of right now.
 
Sparky Kronkite said:
Blah-Blah-Blah

Sh, Sparky, the adults are talking.

I wouldn't mind speaking to many of the people here, though I think, just to keep the mystique going, we should all meet in a dark room and use those little megaphones that distort our voices.
 
LMAO @ Dixon.

You know I just tried to answer this question and my list was getting too damn big. I'm sorry but you will have to hunt me down now and kill me :p

There are the obvious one's that I would love to meet, you know see them face to face, but truly I would meet and have a drink with just about everyone here.

You know it might be easier for me to give my NEVER want to meet list, but then I would still be hurting someone's feelings and I couldn't do that.

I hate these things, I hate hurting people that I forget.

Teresafannin, Thank-you and Hugs babe :)

I'm sorry :( But I just can't name names right now.
 
First of all, let me say one thing:

THERE ARE NO NAKED PICTURES OF DIXON. I REPEAT, THERE ARE NO NAKED PICTURES OF DIXON. Damn, when I wanted to get everyone's attention, I had no idea how well it would work! :D

People I'd want to chill with for an evening:

Deborah-- that woman is my fucking idol.

Dixon-- a great conversationalist, and actually kinda smart.

Rodrigo-- that boy makes me laugh so hard I cry. Plus he's hot, which is always a bonus.

Xander and Angel-- Xander was the first real friend I made on this site, and Angel is a kick in the pants.

Jade and LL-- we'd either sit around giggling like schoolgirls or have an all-female orgy. ;)

Plus Never, Havoc, Rosie, Laurel, and tons of others I'm sure, but this post is getting long.
 
pssttt Luscious hunny....I *think* the sunshine comment was meant for me...not sure though. And you would absolutly be on my list....I think you and your little thingies are adorable...but I got to tell ya...I think somebodys gonna fuss at you for using them...then again this is the kinder gentler Board...so maybe not...SMILE ON LITTLE LIONNESS!!!
 
Well Thank-you my little Lioness friend :)

I must say though that if any of you actually met me, you might not want to have a conversation with me. You see the subject matter always ends up on either Sex, Sports or my beautiful son, maybe that's just me.

I would love to meet most of you as I said before, but there are the exception that I would DIE to meet.

Havocman (the sweetest man I know)
Rosebud (She is as funny in person)
Angelique (Goes without saying babe)
Xander (well I need you to help me put the strap-on on) ;) and I want to have that drinking contest.
Wizard and Skitten (Cause they are sooooo cute together)
Magic Merlin (Just to get one of those hugs and get to know each other)
Kitten Eyes (well we seem to have hit it off)
Whispersecret (Yes I know you all think I hate her, far from it actually we could sit and play Pokemon Pinball together) ;)
Lasher (good conversation)

There are more but I will just name them instead of giving reasons :-

Simply Southern, Siren, Laurel, Manu, Carl East, Merelan, Hecate, ShyGuy, Slut_boy, Expertise, April, Jade, Endlessly, DCL, Deborah (who wouldn't to see what she is truly like), Flagg, Roger, Gingersnap, Cheyenne, Chef, MADDOG, Golden, Handy Andy.

Shit I could go all day, but I truly mean that I would like to have a drink with all of you. That would be the first thing that I would do if I had the oppotunity.

Take Care :)
 
The first one is easy that would be KillerMuffin!! We would hijack the party together hehe!!

Then would be Thumper for Obvious reasons!!

Would Cheyenne be doing a demonstration on the many uses of Magic Powder??

DCL, just because he is very fascinating to me!!

And of course Laurel. I love a woman with a head on her shoulders!!
 
There seems to be a slight error, PM Byng!

Expertise said:
NO SEX PLEASE
... oh dear ... i think you fucked it up dear PM Byng .. it's:

"NO SEX PLEASE WE'RE BRITISH"

NOT

"NO SEX PLEASE WE'RE CANADIAN"

and Hunny Bunny that might make your "obvious reasons" kind of a bummer ... lmao ..

BUTT we will have to take it up with the Prime Minister Chandler Byng ... maybe some light petting could be allowed, Sir???

thank you my Sweet Little Beaver and Ms. Nancy Drew, aka Pamela Sue Martin .. at least i know you're not just using me for the sex, my friends ... <big hugs> :)
 
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