Puddles The Wonder Poodle?

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where the hell do names like this come from?


poodles rule!!
 
Woof woof...beep beep...road kill.

I do not like dogs..the dog we have is a schnauzer and as dumb as a rock...barks his fool head off all the time...

My cat is cool...and he knows it...kicks the dogs ass too!

I especially do not like poodles...if dogs could be gay...Poodles would be the Christopher Lowell's of the canine world...

Not that there is anything wrong with that...gay people are OK..gay dogs ..no way!
 
cats ARE the best, but....

I saw this:

if dogs could be gay...Poodles would be the Christopher Lowell's of the canine world...

and sprayed wild cherry pepsi onto my computer screen.

I used to have a poodle, and she was the coolest fuckin' dog around.
 
Just maybe...

It belongs to Circus and can jump through a ring of fire? LOL!
 
Re: Woof woof...beep beep...road kill.

Thumper said:
I do not like dogs..the dog we have is a schnauzer and as dumb as a rock...barks his fool head off all the time...

My cat is cool...and he knows it...kicks the dogs ass too!

I especially do not like poodles...if dogs could be gay...Poodles would be the Christopher Lowell's of the canine world...

Not that there is anything wrong with that...gay people are OK..gay dogs ..no way!


PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
 
Ill mannered!

Just say "BOO!" and the stupid mutt pisses himself...

Chickenshit....
 
smiling ever so sweetly ( with a rolled-up newspaper behind her back) Heerrre, puppy, puppy.<whack>

Bad puppy, pisssssssting at Thumper like that!
 
no thwapping the poor poodle puppy!

*takes away the newspaper and leaves it on the floor in a corner* bunnies fuck too much to make pissing worth the bother. Newspapers, however, have a very low fertility rate...
 
LMAO! Cool, Shila, take the paper.

You play with the dog, I'll take Mr. Wabbit! Toodles!
 
Damn she beat me here

mackdaddy_74 said:
maybe as a puppy the poodle made puddles on the floor!

Actually, according to her previous owners, she only piddled on the feet of those she was unhappy with. Something I thought she had stopped, but the board seems to bring out the puppy in her. She can usally be distracted with a bowl of beer, but be prepared to let her out soon afterwords. Her "Roo!" bark is on of approval, we curently looking for some gifs to give her more variety of expression. At 33 inches at the shoulder, and 85 pounds, she is a little pudgy, but I don't know any cat that she wouldn't simply drown. She lives in harmony with two, along with another dog, General Wu.
 
Your mom musta smoked crack when she was preggers...

Shila said:
bunnies fuck too much

Hey Shila....Just what kinda sick twisted planet are you from anyway????

That is totally obscene...putting the word "fuck" with "too much"

Hate to break it to ya sweetie...there is no such thing as too much when it comes to fuckin'....

Ain't no tooth fairy either..or Easter bunny, unless ya wake up with me on Easter morning then you can expect all sorts of goodies.....AW shit don't cry now...

:D:D:D
 
Can't argue with that...

Gotta agree with Thumper on that Shila, you can never fuck to much. Not that I would know since I'm still a fuckin virgin... damn laws against prostitutes...
 
Kinda

LOL Yeah I suppose that would be sorta like that, Alyrahh.
 
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