Public Apology To Rob Graham

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

A mutual friend shared a rumor with me earlier, and it was so fucking stupid I insisted that it had to come from you. It didnt. My bad.

 

[jomar]

Having a slow Friday?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Having a slow Friday?

Dont poke the beasts with a stick, the cage might be unlocked.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Dont poke the elderly whimpering codgers with a stick, the cage might be unlocked.

Fixed that for ya

 

[jomar]

Dont poke the beasts with a stick, the cage might be unlocked.

Haha! You're a lot grumpier than usual lately.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Haha! You're a lot grumpier than usual lately.

What you dont get is...I aint grumpy at all. If you met me on the street youd never recognize me. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, and I gotta toss dead cats into sanctuaries during communion.

 

[lovecraft68]

Dont poke the beasts with a stick, the cage might be unlocked.

When I was 19 and thought I was a real bad ass, my father used to warn me about not messing with guys his age, the old dogs he called them. He said they were stronger and flat out meaner.

he also instilled in me that youth and enthusiasm is no match for old age and treachery.

he was right.

The only time in my life I can honestly say I got my ass totally beaten down was by a guy who was about 40 and I was in my early twenties.

Now I'm that age and the last tournament I entered I knocked out a twenty two year old in the first round.

then had to wrap my knee for the next five days, because I snapped off the kick a little too hard

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

When I was 19 and thought I was a real bad ass, my father used to warn me about not messing with guys his age, the old dogs he called them. He said they were stronger and flat out meaner.

he also instilled in me that youth and enthusiasm is no match for old age and treachery.

he was right.

The only time in my life I can honestly say I got my ass totally beaten down was by a guy who was about 40 and I was in my early twenties.

Now I'm that age and the last tournament I entered I knocked out a twenty two year old in the first round.

then had to wrap my knee for the next five days, because I snapped off the kick a little too hard

When I was 40 I worked at a mental hospital/detox center. The young bad-asses usta come in every night, fucked up and wanting to kick the worlds ass, starting with me. And I usta warn them that I'd have them in restraints in about 30 seconds after they lifted a toe, and I always did. I mean, if you fight every day it doesnt take long to workout all the right moves, and we wrestled assholes every day, and were trained to grab the right places.

 

[gentledemands]

When I was 40 I worked at a mental hospital/detox center. The young bad-asses usta come in every night, fucked up and wanting to kick the worlds ass, starting with me. And I usta warn them that I'd have them in restraints in about 30 seconds after they lifted a toe, and I always did. I mean, if you fight every day it doesnt take long to workout all the right moves, and we wrestled assholes every day, and were trained to grab the right places.

Kinky. Very kinky.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Ah 40...yep a glorious age. Remember chasin' skirts and causin' trouble for the youngsters. Of course all that training in the service didn't hurt any. In both categories, chasin' and causin'.

By 40 I knew how to avoid trouble, even if confronted by some asshole who was bent on gettin' his ass beat down. It never amazed me how fast a guy gave up, no matter his age, when you grabbed a hand full up testicles and pulled out and up. It always amazed me they never thought it could be done to them too.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The feet are quicker.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Yes, they are, but I wasn't looking to kill the guy, just teach him a lesson.