Puberty

[CrimsonMaiden]

Yeah, those documentaries never mention that "Sex is my favorite part of being an adult." Do they even mention that sex feels good?

Of course not! That would be sacrilige.

 

[rgraham666]

Sex Ed was never offered when I went to school, except as part of Biology. I had to learn about it in the gutter, thank God. I imagine the classes are as dull as they are in order to discourage kids from having sex by telling them it is a tedius chore, like filing income tax returns or other unpleasant adult things.

Hey! I like filling out income tax forms.



Too much information. Right?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Sex Ed was never offered when I went to school, except as part of Biology. I had to learn about it in the gutter, thank God. I imagine the classes are as dull as they are in order to discourage kids from having sex by telling them it is a tedius chore, like filing income tax returns or other unpleasant adult things.

I didn't get a video either. We had to read our Reproduction chapter in the science book in 8th grade, to ourselves, no questions or discussion. And that was the last bit of sex ed I ever got. Chicago public schools acted like sex didn't exist. Amazing that dozens of girls managed to get pregnant during high school without explicit instructions on what goes where.

 

[LadyJeanne]

It's a sweet thing to see a penis so eager and friendly:
"Here I am! Pick me! Pick me!"
How could a girl resist so endearing a plea?
"Yes, dive right in my special place that smells like the sea!"
Though as he strokes she ponders what the truth might be:
"Do I smell like it or does the sea smell like me?"

 

[impressive]

It's a sweet thing to see a penis so eager and friendly:
"Here I am! Pick me! Pick me!"
How could a girl resist so endearing a plea?
"Yes, dive right in my special place that smells like the sea!"
Though as he strokes she ponders what the truth might be:
"Do I smell like it or does the sea smell like me?"

 

[LadyJeanne]

NOT my best work...

 

[TheEarl]

Anyone ever see 'The Girl Next Door'? That features a brilliant idea of a sex-ed film made with porn stars, demonstrating exactly how sex happens, what people do and how to put a condom on a real life penis, rather than on a banana.

I thought it was a brilliant idea.

The Earl

 

[LadyJeanne]

Anyone ever see 'The Girl Next Door'? That features a brilliant idea of a sex-ed film made with porn stars, demonstrating exactly how sex happens, what people do and how to put a condom on a real life penis, rather than on a banana.

I thought it was a brilliant idea.

The Earl

Hmm, sounds good until you realize that kids will think penises are supposed to be 10 inches, 34DD breasts are perfectly round and perky, and pubic hair must be shaved in order to have sex.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hmm, sounds good until you realize that kids will think penises are supposed to be 10 inches, 34DD breasts are perfectly round and perky, and pubic hair must be shaved in order to have sex.

I can just imagine some young girl being terrified at thinking that big schlong on the screen is supposed to go inside of her tight hole when even her finger doesn't fit.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I can just imagine some young girl being terrified at thinking that big schlong on the screen is supposed to go inside of her tight hole when even her finger doesn't fit.

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!

 

[TheEarl]

I think the idea was that they did it fairly realistically.

The Earl

 

[LadyJeanne]

I think the idea was that they did it fairly realistically.

The Earl

I know, sweets, and perhaps they'd do just that...it's just when I think porn stars, the last thing I think of is realistic bodies and realistic sex. So I can't resist poking fun.

Care to join in?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I know, sweets, and perhaps they'd do just that...it's just when I think porn stars, the last thing I think of is realistic bodies and realistic sex. So I can't resist poking fun.

Care to join in?

Me too. I can just imagine somebody saying "But that's her poo hole!"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hmm, sounds good until you realize that kids will think penises are supposed to be 10 inches, 34DD breasts are perfectly round and perky, and pubic hair must be shaved in order to have sex.

This might be a good time to tell everyone that I learned everything I know about sex from watching porn. Now that I think about it, it explains a lot about me.

 

[LadyJeanne]

This might be a good time to tell everyone that I learned everything I know about sex from watching porn. Now that I think about it, it explains a lot about me.

We're so impressionable. Imp's AV, for example, is really making me crave gooey chocolate cherries.